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♪ I sit around and watch
the tube, but nothing's on*

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♪ I change the channels
for an hour or two ♪

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♪ Twiddle my thumbs
just for a bit ♪

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♪ I'm sick of all
the same old shit ♪

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♪ In a house with
unlocked doors ♪

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♪ And I'm fucking lazy ♪

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♪ Bite my lip
and close my eyes ♪

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♪ Take me away to paradise ♪

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♪ I'm so damn bored,
I'm going blind ♪

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♪ And I smell like shit ♪

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...a-squared.

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The square root
of a-squared is "a."

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So if that number was three
or nine...

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♪ Peel me off this Velcro seat ♪

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♪ And get me moving ♪

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♪ I sure as hell
can't do it by myself ♪

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♪ I'm feeling
like a dog in heat ♪

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♪ Barred indoors
from the summer street ♪

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♪ I locked the door
to my own cell ♪

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♪ And I lost the key ♪

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♪ Bite my lip
and close my eyes ♪

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♪ Take me away to paradise ♪

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♪ I'm so damn bored,
I'm going blind ♪

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♪ And I smell like shit ♪

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Hey!

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♪ I got no motivation ♪

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You got a pass?

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- ♪ Where is my motivation? ♪
- Tommy. Tommy!

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- ♪ No time for the motivation ♪
- Hey.

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Oh, fuck.

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♪ Smoking my inspiration... ♪

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Hey, merry Christmas!

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Merry Christmas.

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Hey, man.

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Tommy!

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- Moron! You guys got a pass?
- Ah, it's Paul Blart.

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I think he's getting faster.

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Dude, I figured out

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how we're gonna sneak into
the Green Day concert.

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Uh, how?

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We're gonna carry in ladders.

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Oh, so they think we work there.

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Yeah.

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That's actually smart, but...

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Wait, no, I don't think people
are that dumb anymore.

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- Yeah, they are.
- You think?

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Well, then we'll get the, um,

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the buffer thing
that janitors use.

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The little, like, mini Zamboni.

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Come on, Santa. What the fuck?

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Dude, check out Wayne
getting off with Santa.

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Hey, is that consensual?

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Tommy, Mom said you got to
help me with this shit.

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- Come up here.
- Dude, you're doing
fine without me.

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Hey, why is there a cab
in your driveway?

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- Shit.
- Oh, get this.

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He got it for an Uber business.

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Fuck!

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- Goddamn it!
- Hey, uh, Wayne.

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How would you sneak
into a Green Day concert?

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How?

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Blow a roadie.

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That works?

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Tommy, come on, man.
Get the fuck up here.

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Goddamn it. You got to
help me with this shit.

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All right. I'll help you.

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What the fuck!

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Does that help?

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Put the ladder back up, asshole.

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You're gonna regret this, Tommy!

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- No.
- Put that ladder
back up right now!

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There's no reason why
he would've been excused early.

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No. Oh, he just walked in.

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Tommy, what the hell?

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- Who is it?
- Yeah, mystery solved.

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Principal Steele. You can't
just walk out of school.

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- Let me talk to him.
- No. What...

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Give me the phone.
Get out of here.

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What? No, sir. Yeah, no, I am.

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I'm gonna have a chat with him.

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And you have
a very merry Christmas.

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Okay, bye.

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Oh, that guy's a creep.
I can't have him calling me.

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You got to stay in school.

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We just don't fit in
over there, Mom.

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You don't fit in over there?

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It's-it's school.
It's-it's not about...

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Okay, you know what?

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I can't have this conversation
right now.

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Dinner's in the fridge.

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Oh, I see you found the pie.
That's great.

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Fred, if you're gonna
stay here again,

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do not masturbate
in my bathroom.

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It was one time.

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And, Tommy,
make yourself useful.

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Go help your brother
on the roof.

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We already tried.
He wouldn't let us.

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Jodi, have you ever
snuck into a concert?

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Uh, yeah.

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Actually, that's a,
that's a really fun memory.

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- How'd you do it?
- Um...

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We-- You know what? I'm rushing.

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Oh, you blew a roadie.

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What? No.

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We put on reflective vests

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and we pretended
like we were picking up trash.

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Oh.

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Blew a roadie?

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- That's what Wayne said.
- Have you seen a roadie?

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That's what Wayne said.

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Use a fork.

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♪ All brawn
and no brains, yeah ♪

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♪ And all those
nice things, yeah ♪

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♪ You finally got
what you want ♪

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♪ Someone to look good with
and light your cigarette ♪

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♪ Is this what
you really want? ♪

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♪ I figured out
what you're all about ♪

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♪ And I don't think
I like what I see ♪

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♪ So I hope I won't be there in
the end when you come around ♪

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♪ ♪

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♪ How long will he last before
he's a creep in the past ♪

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♪ And you're alone once again? ♪

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♪ Will you pop up again
and be my special friend ♪

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♪ Till the end,
and when will that be? ♪

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♪ I figured out
what you're all about ♪

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♪ And I don't think
I like what I see ♪

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♪ So I hope I won't be there ♪

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♪ In the end
when you come around ♪

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♪ Around, around ♪

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♪ Around, around, around ♪

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♪ Around, around... ♪

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Oh, my God. Is that Santa?

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Oh, no, it's just my delinquent
little brother.

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Fuck, Wayne. Okay, look, I'm...

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I'm not in the mood right now.
Please just go.

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It's Christmas, dipshit.

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Go out there. You know
how Mom gets on Christmas.

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- You go out there.
- I can't.

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I got to drive
a lady to Topeka.

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Do you want Mom to be alone?
Come on. Go.

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I am!

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She needs you.

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- Fucking get up.
- Okay, I am, I am.

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Oh, no way.

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- Was this Dad's?
- Yeah.

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I found a box in the basement.

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Oh, my God,
we can record our demos.

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There's a bunch of his old
mixtapes in there, too.

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Oh, shut up.

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All right, I also found this.

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Belonged to your dad.

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♪ ♪

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Oh, my God.

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You look just like him.

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Should I open mine?

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- Hmm?
- Should I open mine?

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Uh, y-yeah, yeah, um...

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There.

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Oh.

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Oven mitts.

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Wow, well,
that's a nice surprise.

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- I agree.
- Aw.

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Come here.

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Thank you, sweetie.

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Aw.

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Uh, you want some egg casserole?

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Uh, sure.

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I can use my new oven mitts.

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Uh, hey, Mom, do you remember,
uh, that Christmas

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where you and Dad were, uh,
arguing about money?

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We always argued about money.

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Yeah, but this is when
he bought that

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purple expensive bike.

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My God.

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Tommy, you remember that?

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You were, like, five.

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I remember the song he put on.

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What? What song?

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♪ The warmth of your love's
like the warmth of the sun ♪

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♪ And this will be our year ♪

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♪ Took a long time to come ♪

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♪ Don't let go of my hand ♪

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♪ Now darkness has gone ♪

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♪ This will be our year ♪

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♪ Took a long time to come ♪

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♪ And I won't forget
the way you helped me up ♪

187
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♪ When I was down ♪

188
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♪ And I won't forget
the way you said ♪

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♪ "Darling, I love you,
you gave me faith to go on" ♪

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♪ Now we're there
and we've only just begun... ♪

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Hi, guys.

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- 15 minutes early?
- Leave him out there.

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Guys, it's me. It's Chad.

194
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Guys, please. I will get Jodi.

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Let him in.

196
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Dude, why does he always
bring your mom into this?

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A fucking narc.

198
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See, Chad, killing me.

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- What's up, Chadsky?
- Thank God.

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Okay, Chad,
we've talked about this.

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Okay, if you want to be
a punk rock drummer,

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you got to be late,
you know, fuck shit up.

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You're too reliable.

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Why the fuck are you wearing
a Christmas sweater?

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- Untuck your shirt, man.
- Yeah.

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My mom got this for me.

207
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Hey, remember, break every rule
you've ever been taught.

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- Cool?
- Okay.

209
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All right, did you bring
that old camcorder?

210
00:09:52,392 --> 00:09:53,894
It's right here. Are you sure
you want it, though?

211
00:09:54,061 --> 00:09:55,629
I mean, this thing shoots
really grainy-ass video.

212
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Yeah, it's analog.

213
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What the hell is this?

214
00:10:00,367 --> 00:10:03,536
Dude, it's his dad's old 4-track
so we can make a demo.

215
00:10:03,704 --> 00:10:05,072
On that?

216
00:10:05,238 --> 00:10:06,907
I don't... Why don't we just,
like, record our demo

217
00:10:07,074 --> 00:10:08,776
on a computer
like normal musicians?

218
00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:11,211
Because it's analog
and we're the Analog Dogs.

219
00:10:11,378 --> 00:10:13,613
It's, like, our thing.

220
00:10:13,781 --> 00:10:17,918
Okay, well, by that logic,
we should also be dogs.

221
00:10:18,085 --> 00:10:19,252
Woof?

222
00:10:19,419 --> 00:10:20,888
Tommy, he's hurting
my head again.

223
00:10:21,054 --> 00:10:23,423
- Please tune your drums.
- Okay. I'm sorry, guys.

224
00:10:23,590 --> 00:10:25,158
Oh, guess what I got
for Christmas.

225
00:10:25,325 --> 00:10:26,493
What?

226
00:10:26,660 --> 00:10:27,761
I got tickets to Green Day.

227
00:10:27,928 --> 00:10:29,262
- What?
- Yeah.

228
00:10:29,429 --> 00:10:30,798
- Shut the fuck up.
- No, I'm serious.

229
00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:32,733
I got three tickets,
and my parents were like,

230
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"You know, you can bring
whoever you want."

231
00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:37,004
So I was like, "Who really
wants to see Green Day?"

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Ah, Chadsky!

233
00:10:38,939 --> 00:10:40,140
No way. Are you fucking serious?

234
00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:41,441
My parents.

235
00:10:41,608 --> 00:10:43,143
Isn't that cool?

236
00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:46,279
Of all people, my parents want
to see Green Day with me.

237
00:10:46,446 --> 00:10:47,948
You're a dick.

238
00:10:48,949 --> 00:10:50,450
Oh, you thought
I meant you guys.

239
00:10:50,617 --> 00:10:52,686
Are you fucking serious?
We've never seen them.

240
00:10:52,853 --> 00:10:54,121
Well, neither have my parents,

241
00:10:54,287 --> 00:10:55,655
and I don't want
to let them down.

242
00:10:55,823 --> 00:10:56,924
Man, let them down.

243
00:10:57,090 --> 00:10:58,458
Okay, that's punk rock. Take us.

244
00:10:58,625 --> 00:10:59,827
Guys, it's not a big deal.

245
00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,494
You can, like, go meet them
if you want.

246
00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:04,097
Why the fuck do we want
to meet your par...?

247
00:11:04,264 --> 00:11:05,699
I know your parents.

248
00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:08,101
No, Green Day.

249
00:11:08,268 --> 00:11:10,670
They just announced an in-store
at the record store.

250
00:11:10,838 --> 00:11:12,172
Noon tomorrow.

251
00:11:13,707 --> 00:11:15,475
Merry Christmas, guys.

252
00:11:15,642 --> 00:11:18,278
Dude, we can give them
our demo, Tommy.

253
00:11:27,554 --> 00:11:30,390
♪ Bored at school
and I'm bored at home ♪

254
00:11:30,557 --> 00:11:33,794
♪ When I get to my room,
I wanna kick in the door ♪

255
00:11:33,961 --> 00:11:38,165
♪ But I'm sleeping all day,
and it hurts my eyes ♪

256
00:11:38,331 --> 00:11:42,035
♪ Just to stare at my guitar
while I play in my mind ♪

257
00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:45,839
♪ An early night ♪

258
00:11:46,006 --> 00:11:50,010
♪ Gone as I bat an eye ♪

259
00:11:50,177 --> 00:11:53,346
♪ It's all right ♪

260
00:11:53,513 --> 00:11:56,984
♪ Stuck here behind the door ♪

261
00:11:57,150 --> 00:12:02,555
♪ And I can't stop feeling,
I can't stop feeling alone. ♪

262
00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,724
♪ ♪

263
00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:15,168
This blows.
We should've got here earlier.

264
00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:16,904
- Attention, everyone!
- What happened?

265
00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:19,672
I'm really sorry to do this,
but we've run out of time!

266
00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:21,441
So, everyone from here back,

267
00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:23,410
I'm sorry, but you're not gonna
get to meet Green Day.

268
00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:24,511
I'm really sorry.

269
00:12:24,677 --> 00:12:25,879
Wait. I-I-I'm sorry.

270
00:12:26,046 --> 00:12:27,614
Like, like here back
or-or there back?

271
00:12:27,781 --> 00:12:28,715
No, no, yeah.

272
00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:30,350
Here back.

273
00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:32,920
I'm sorry,
but you all have to leave.

274
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:34,754
Are you fucking kidding me?

275
00:12:38,225 --> 00:12:39,559
Dude, where are we going?

276
00:12:39,726 --> 00:12:41,561
Hey, asshole,
get to the back of the line!

277
00:12:41,728 --> 00:12:43,463
- Excuse me. Excuse me.
- Fuck these guys.

278
00:12:43,630 --> 00:12:45,098
Are you kidding me?

279
00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:46,766
- Excuse me. Sorry.
- Not cool, dipshits.

280
00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:48,035
The manager out there asked us
to come to the front

281
00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:49,436
- of the line, so...
- Why?

282
00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:51,138
Uh, we got to give Green Day
our demo.

283
00:12:51,304 --> 00:12:53,606
But we've been waiting
to meet them since 7:00 a.m.

284
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,142
Okay, listen, lady,
you'll still meet them,

285
00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:56,643
just four seconds later
than you would have.

286
00:12:56,810 --> 00:12:58,879
"Lady"? I'm, like, your age.

287
00:12:59,046 --> 00:13:00,113
Don't you guys go to Hamilton?

288
00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:01,714
Yeah, yeah. We used to. Quit.

289
00:13:01,882 --> 00:13:04,051
Yeah, we're going on tour.
Europe. It's a country.

290
00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:06,153
Oh, wait, I remember you guys.

291
00:13:06,319 --> 00:13:08,588
Your band got booed off stage
at the talent show, right?

292
00:13:08,755 --> 00:13:10,057
Oh, that's right.

293
00:13:10,223 --> 00:13:11,825
Uh, yeah, we actually
take pride in that moment.

294
00:13:11,992 --> 00:13:14,127
- Who's next?
- Uh, we are.

295
00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:15,662
Wait. W-W-Wait, they cut.

296
00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:24,905
♪ Do as I say, not as I do ♪

297
00:13:25,072 --> 00:13:28,808
♪ Because the shit's so deep,
you can't run away ♪

298
00:13:28,976 --> 00:13:33,146
♪ I beg to differ
on the contrary, agree with ♪

299
00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:35,949
♪ Every word that you say... ♪

300
00:13:39,086 --> 00:13:40,620
- Hi.
- What's up?

301
00:13:40,787 --> 00:13:41,788
Oh, yeah, we just wanted
to give you this.

302
00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:43,456
Um, that-that's our-our demo.

303
00:13:43,623 --> 00:13:45,158
- It's a dem-- Hmm.
- Yeah, yeah.

304
00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:46,526
- Um...
- It's... it's just one song.

305
00:13:46,693 --> 00:13:47,827
Yeah, but it's a good song.

306
00:13:47,995 --> 00:13:48,929
Yeah, we got more songs,
too, but...

307
00:13:49,096 --> 00:13:50,363
"Anal OG Dogs"?

308
00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:52,165
No, it's, uh, it's Analog Dogs.

309
00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:54,501
- Hey, is that
your phone number on there?
- Yeah.

310
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:55,869
Not assuming you're gonna
like the song, but you might.

311
00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:57,037
Yeah.

312
00:13:57,204 --> 00:13:58,105
I might, I might.

313
00:13:58,271 --> 00:14:00,107
Hey, answer your phone.

314
00:14:00,273 --> 00:14:02,442
Uh...

315
00:14:04,878 --> 00:14:05,812
Hello?

316
00:14:05,979 --> 00:14:07,214
Is this the Anal Dogs?

317
00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:10,717
That's fucking so funny.

318
00:14:12,119 --> 00:14:14,487
Ooh, time's up.

319
00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:16,489
Keep playing shows,
anywhere and everywhere.

320
00:14:16,656 --> 00:14:18,892
- Yeah.
- Of course.
- All right.

321
00:14:20,627 --> 00:14:22,229
I can't let you hide
those here, Keith.

322
00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:24,497
I promised my mom
no more drugs in the house.

323
00:14:24,664 --> 00:14:26,666
What? Mushrooms aren't
drugs, man. They're food.

324
00:14:26,833 --> 00:14:27,901
Fucking hide them
at your place, then.

325
00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:29,169
I can't. My dog will eat them.

326
00:14:29,336 --> 00:14:31,171
Wayne! Keith!

327
00:14:31,338 --> 00:14:32,705
Yo! Yee!

328
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,741
Keith, it's your favorite
boy band,

329
00:14:34,908 --> 00:14:36,143
Analog Dicks.

330
00:14:36,309 --> 00:14:38,478
Dude, we just met Green Day.

331
00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:40,213
- Bullshit.
- Dude, Tré Cool
called his phone.

332
00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:41,814
Look.

333
00:14:42,815 --> 00:14:44,151
It says "no caller I.D.,"
dumbass.

334
00:14:44,317 --> 00:14:45,518
Yeah, but it-it's Tré.

335
00:14:45,685 --> 00:14:46,686
Fucking liars.

336
00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:49,822
Oh, yeah,
I can't hear you, prick.

337
00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:51,324
Fuck you, Wayne.

338
00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:53,260
What the fuck?
You just dented my office.

339
00:14:54,661 --> 00:14:56,829
Hey. Hey, hey! Cut it out!

340
00:14:56,997 --> 00:14:58,898
Someone come help me
with this tree.

341
00:14:59,066 --> 00:15:00,733
- Hi, Jodi.
- Hi, Mom.

342
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,369
- We just met Green Day.
- Yeah, uh, we gave them

343
00:15:02,535 --> 00:15:04,204
that demo that we recorded
with that 4-track.

344
00:15:04,371 --> 00:15:05,438
- Aw.
- I love your makeup today, Jodi.

345
00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:07,074
- Okay, Keith.
- Nice touch.

346
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:08,541
Oh, we put Tommy's
phone number on it.

347
00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:10,377
Aw, I'm so happy for you guys.

348
00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:11,945
Yeah, we, uh, put
Tommy's name on the demo, too.

349
00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:14,081
Dude. Check this out.

350
00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:16,116
It's time to pay the fiddler.

351
00:15:16,283 --> 00:15:17,951
Yeah.

352
00:15:18,118 --> 00:15:19,852
What fiddler?

353
00:15:20,020 --> 00:15:21,021
The fiddler on the roof.

354
00:15:21,188 --> 00:15:23,090
They-they left me on the roof.

355
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:25,558
Oh. Yeah, okay.

356
00:15:25,725 --> 00:15:26,859
Wait, you play the fiddle?

357
00:15:27,027 --> 00:15:28,261
Come on, man.

358
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:30,363
They pranked me,
they left me on the roof,

359
00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:33,733
so now we got to get them back
with the ultimate prank.

360
00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:36,469
We're gonna tell them
they're opening up

361
00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:38,905
for Green Day
on New Year's fucking Eve.

362
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,780
Pay up, son!

363
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,449
Hey, remember,
we're here to pick up trash.

364
00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:50,650
No, act natural.

365
00:15:50,817 --> 00:15:51,951
Act like we're supposed
to be here.

366
00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:53,286
I am supposed to be here.

367
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:55,155
- Then act like it.
- I am.

368
00:15:55,322 --> 00:15:56,990
- Wait, what are we doing?
- My mom told us this is

369
00:15:57,157 --> 00:15:58,658
how it's gonna go--
we just walk in...

370
00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:00,793
- Into the venue?
- Trash boys, and we're in.

371
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,663
- Easy, easy.
- Yeah, trash boys. Cool.

372
00:16:04,931 --> 00:16:07,400
Hey, we're here
to pick up some trash.

373
00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:10,270
Get out and don't come back.

374
00:16:10,437 --> 00:16:12,439
Looks like you're gonna
have to blow a roadie.

375
00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:13,806
What about that guy?

376
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:16,743
Uh, I like Green Day, but... no.

377
00:16:21,914 --> 00:16:23,950
- Hello?
- Who is that? Is that Chad?

378
00:16:24,117 --> 00:16:26,086
Hey, it's, uh,
Tré Cool from Green Day.

379
00:16:26,253 --> 00:16:27,487
What?

380
00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:30,090
It's Tré Cool
from, uh, Green Day.

381
00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:34,794
Uh, uh, hi, hi, M-M-Mr. Cool.

382
00:16:34,961 --> 00:16:36,863
Um... It's Tré fucking Cool.

383
00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:38,831
Listen, I just wanted
to tell you, your demo

384
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,300
kicks some serious ass.

385
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:43,203
Uh, that's, uh...

386
00:16:43,370 --> 00:16:44,504
Uh, th-th-thanks?

387
00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:46,273
Yeah, we can't stop
listening to it.

388
00:16:46,439 --> 00:16:48,841
Why don't you come out
to Los Angeles next weekend

389
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,610
and open up for us
at the Palladium?

390
00:16:50,777 --> 00:16:52,479
Dude, no way.

391
00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:53,846
Uh, are you serious?

392
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,282
Yeah, dead serious, kid.

393
00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:56,649
We play New Year's Eve.

394
00:16:56,816 --> 00:16:58,618
- Get your ass out West.
- Uh, yeah, um...

395
00:16:58,785 --> 00:17:01,020
Yeah, um... Uh, b-b-by,
by the way, Mr. Cool,

396
00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:03,290
we're outside the venue right
now, so we could play now.

397
00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:06,226
Totally, that sounds-- No.
No, that doesn't work for us.

398
00:17:06,393 --> 00:17:08,161
Uh, we'd rather have you
out in L.A.,

399
00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:10,097
so, uh, you know, come on out.

400
00:17:10,263 --> 00:17:11,764
Okay, bye. See you soon.

401
00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:17,737
Holy shit.

402
00:17:17,904 --> 00:17:21,374
♪ I've been waiting
a long time ♪

403
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:24,911
♪ For this moment to come, I'm ♪

404
00:17:25,078 --> 00:17:30,683
♪ Destined for anything at all ♪

405
00:17:32,519 --> 00:17:34,421
♪ Downtown ♪

406
00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:35,722
♪ Lights will be shining ♪

407
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:39,326
♪ On me, like a new diamond... ♪

408
00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:41,328
- No, Tommy.
- Come on.

409
00:17:41,494 --> 00:17:44,297
There is no way I can
drive you to Los Angeles.

410
00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:46,666
- I have to work.
- Jodi, please.

411
00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:49,068
- Are you sure
you heard him right?
- Yes.

412
00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:51,070
Okay, he said Los Angeles
on New Year's Eve.

413
00:17:51,238 --> 00:17:52,605
Isn't that right, Fred?

414
00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:53,773
Yeah, he loved our demo.

415
00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:55,308
- Can I take your car?
- No.

416
00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:57,009
Because you don't
have a license.

417
00:17:57,177 --> 00:17:58,778
I've been telling you to take
that driver's ed course,

418
00:17:58,945 --> 00:18:00,247
but you don't want to.

419
00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:02,014
Mom, please, we told Tré Cool
we'd be there.

420
00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:03,783
Well, I'm sure
he'll call back.

421
00:18:03,950 --> 00:18:06,018
And when he does, you just
explain the situation to him.

422
00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:08,054
I mean, maybe they have
a show in St. Louis.

423
00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:09,489
I could drive you there.

424
00:18:09,656 --> 00:18:11,858
- Mom, please?
- I got to, I got to take this.

425
00:18:12,024 --> 00:18:13,793
- Oh, come on!
- Hi.

426
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:15,562
This is total bullshit.

427
00:18:15,728 --> 00:18:16,929
What wrong with you guys?

428
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:18,298
Oh, my God, Wayne.

429
00:18:18,465 --> 00:18:20,367
You're not gonna
believe this, okay?

430
00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:21,768
Tré Cool called me.

431
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:23,203
- What?
- He fucking called us,

432
00:18:23,370 --> 00:18:24,871
- and he loves our demo.
- Oh, my God.

433
00:18:25,037 --> 00:18:26,406
Keith, are you hearing this?
Tré Cool called them.

434
00:18:26,573 --> 00:18:28,275
No shit? On your phone, dude?

435
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:30,643
Yeah, he invited us to L.A.
to open for them on New Year's.

436
00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:32,445
- Ha!
- Well, you guys got to go.

437
00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:34,013
- Right?
- Are you kidding?

438
00:18:34,181 --> 00:18:36,316
Yeah, it's like a once-
in-a-lifetime opportunity.

439
00:18:36,483 --> 00:18:38,251
My little brother's
gonna be a rock star.

440
00:18:38,418 --> 00:18:39,586
- Thanks, Wayne.
- Fuck yeah.

441
00:18:39,752 --> 00:18:41,288
Can you, uh, can you drive us?

442
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:43,923
Oh, Tommy, man.

443
00:18:44,090 --> 00:18:45,158
Me drive you? Really?

444
00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:46,459
I'm not a chauffeur.

445
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,060
You work for fucking Uber.

446
00:18:48,228 --> 00:18:50,563
Yeah, well, sorry, I can't.
I got plans.

447
00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:52,332
- What plans?
- Get this shit.

448
00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:55,101
I got to take down the
goddamn Christmas decorations.

449
00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:57,237
I mean, maybe if you were
to have helped me last week

450
00:18:57,404 --> 00:18:59,772
and not stranded me on the roof,
giving me fucking frostbite,

451
00:18:59,939 --> 00:19:01,508
I'd be more open to helping you.

452
00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:03,075
Come on,
this is about Green Day.

453
00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:05,278
You shouldn't have left me
on the roof, dummy. Sorry.

454
00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:07,514
Damn. Sucks.

455
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:10,116
- Lick my balls.
- This is total fucking bullshit.

456
00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:14,921
That worked perfectly.

457
00:19:15,087 --> 00:19:16,823
Fucking I told him a storm
was coming, didn't I?

458
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:18,425
- Holy shit.
- I said,
"Watch your back, bitch."

459
00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:20,660
♪ Yo, it's time
to pay the fiddler ♪

460
00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:22,795
- ♪ Time to pay the fiddler ♪
- Exactly.

461
00:19:22,962 --> 00:19:24,797
♪ The fiddler getting paid ♪

462
00:19:24,964 --> 00:19:26,433
♪ It's a fiddler payday. ♪

463
00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:28,768
What? Okay.

464
00:19:29,936 --> 00:19:32,839
I'll never forget the day that
we almost opened for Green Day.

465
00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:36,609
"Almost opened"?

466
00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:38,211
Man, we're not almost opening.

467
00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:43,015
Well, how are we
getting there? Walking?

468
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,518
- Dude, I'm not walking to Los--
- Wait.

469
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:47,019
I know.

470
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,821
I'm not jogging, either.
I have flat feet.

471
00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:50,323
No, it's not jogging, okay?

472
00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:53,393
Call Chad and tell him
my mom's gonna take us.

473
00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:55,127
All right,
we're taking Wayne's car.

474
00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:57,063
FRED
It's sick.

475
00:20:00,132 --> 00:20:01,234
Chadskys!

476
00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:03,470
What?

477
00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:05,004
- You ready to go to L.A.?
- Dude, you're on

478
00:20:05,171 --> 00:20:06,906
- the wrong side of the street.
- Come on, man.

479
00:20:07,073 --> 00:20:09,175
- Get in.
- Your parents like the concert?

480
00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:11,311
- Yeah.
- How was it?
They bring earplugs?

481
00:20:11,478 --> 00:20:13,045
No, they said
it was a little too loud.

482
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:15,482
- Oh, that's a shame.
- But they...

483
00:20:15,648 --> 00:20:16,849
they didn't like the fire part.

484
00:20:17,016 --> 00:20:18,651
But they loved the bunny.

485
00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:20,219
Hello, Chadskys.

486
00:20:20,387 --> 00:20:21,254
You got Apple Pay, right?

487
00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:23,055
Apple Pay? No.

488
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:25,758
Dude, my mom shut it off after
you ordered all those dildos.

489
00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:27,527
- That was good.
- That was good.

490
00:20:27,694 --> 00:20:29,696
It's not funny.
It was embarrassing.

491
00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:31,664
- All right, y'all ready?
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

492
00:20:31,831 --> 00:20:33,766
I thought you said
your mom was driving.

493
00:20:33,933 --> 00:20:35,067
No. No, I just said that

494
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:36,369
'cause you wouldn't have come
otherwise.

495
00:20:36,536 --> 00:20:38,070
That's not cool, man.

496
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:39,706
Th-This is a bad idea.

497
00:20:39,872 --> 00:20:41,441
Okay, listen, all right,
I'm hearing Mama's Boy Chad.

498
00:20:41,608 --> 00:20:43,443
I need to hear
Punk Rock Chad, okay?

499
00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:45,345
Yeah, the Chad
that don't give a shit.

500
00:20:45,512 --> 00:20:47,847
The Chad who don't give a shit.
Okay, say it with me, boys.

501
00:20:48,014 --> 00:20:49,716
"I don't give a shit."

502
00:20:49,882 --> 00:20:52,385
I don't give a shit!

503
00:20:52,552 --> 00:20:53,853
- There we go.
- Okay.

504
00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:55,555
I give a shit!

505
00:20:55,722 --> 00:20:57,857
Yo! Get that jabroni!

506
00:20:58,024 --> 00:20:59,426
Yeah!

507
00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:00,860
- Get him, Tommy!
- Wait, wait.

508
00:21:01,027 --> 00:21:02,962
- Do you have a license?
- No.

509
00:21:10,303 --> 00:21:12,939
♪ I'm on a mission,
I made my decision ♪

510
00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:16,376
♪ Lead a path
of self-destruction ♪

511
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:20,913
♪ A slow progression
killing my complexion ♪

512
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:24,984
♪ And it's rotting out
my teeth ♪

513
00:21:25,151 --> 00:21:26,486
♪ I'm on a roll ♪

514
00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:28,321
♪ No self-control ♪

515
00:21:28,488 --> 00:21:31,223
♪ I'm blowing off steam
with methamphetamine ♪

516
00:21:31,391 --> 00:21:32,659
♪ Well, don't know... ♪

517
00:21:32,825 --> 00:21:34,894
Guys? My mom's texted me, like,

518
00:21:35,061 --> 00:21:37,330
- 17 times in the last minute.
- Turn that shit off.

519
00:21:37,497 --> 00:21:39,399
Yeah, but I don't know
what to say to her.

520
00:21:39,566 --> 00:21:41,000
Tell her that, uh...

521
00:21:41,167 --> 00:21:42,902
my mom is driving
and that we're safe and sound.

522
00:21:43,069 --> 00:21:44,937
Yeah, and tell her
to suck on deez nuts.

523
00:21:45,104 --> 00:21:47,774
To what? I'm not
telling her that, Fred.

524
00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:51,277
- Tommy.
- Yeah.

525
00:21:52,278 --> 00:21:55,314
My dad said that we have to
sign a contract before we play.

526
00:21:55,482 --> 00:21:56,683
And if we don't sign a contract,

527
00:21:56,849 --> 00:21:57,917
we don't play.

528
00:21:58,084 --> 00:21:59,352
It's not about contracts, man.

529
00:21:59,519 --> 00:22:01,153
- Not about the money.
- Yeah.

530
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,856
It's about all the babes,
all the time, all over us.

531
00:22:04,023 --> 00:22:05,925
Yeah, but it's also about
creating a career opportunity.

532
00:22:06,092 --> 00:22:07,594
Okay, man, calm down. All right?

533
00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:09,195
- Seriously, we're good.
All right?
- Shotgun!

534
00:22:09,362 --> 00:22:10,430
- Lick a fart!
- Get in the back, Fred.

535
00:22:10,597 --> 00:22:11,864
Tommy, I'm just saying that

536
00:22:12,031 --> 00:22:13,265
Green Day's selling tickets
for this event,

537
00:22:13,433 --> 00:22:14,601
and we're part
of the entertainment,

538
00:22:14,767 --> 00:22:16,503
so we should share
in that profit.

539
00:22:16,669 --> 00:22:18,204
Okay, but it's not
about money, man.

540
00:22:18,371 --> 00:22:20,840
I mean, Green Day's advice was
to play any show anywhere.

541
00:22:21,007 --> 00:22:22,675
All right, we're paying our
dues, man. This isn't a job.

542
00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:24,210
Oh, ow! Ow!
What's happening? Ow!

543
00:22:24,377 --> 00:22:26,178
Guys, guys, guys, guys.
"Hey!"

544
00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:28,381
- Oh, God, not the puppet.
- "It's Gravy time."

545
00:22:28,548 --> 00:22:29,849
- What's up, Gravy?
- "Hey, hey, Chad.

546
00:22:30,016 --> 00:22:32,318
"Uh, why-why don't cannibals
eat clowns?

547
00:22:32,485 --> 00:22:33,486
'Cause they taste funny."

548
00:22:33,653 --> 00:22:35,522
"Oh, hey, Tommy.

549
00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:38,157
"Where do ducks poop from?
Their butt quack."

550
00:22:38,324 --> 00:22:40,159
"Hey, Gravy.
Shut the fuck up, bitch."

551
00:22:40,326 --> 00:22:41,994
- "Oh, I love it
when you talk dirty to me."
- All right.

552
00:22:42,161 --> 00:22:43,696
- That's enough. Thanks, Gravy.
- "I love it

553
00:22:43,863 --> 00:22:44,864
- when you talk dirty to me."
- Ah!

554
00:22:51,471 --> 00:22:52,905
♪ Geek ♪

555
00:22:53,072 --> 00:22:54,373
♪ Stink ♪

556
00:22:54,541 --> 00:22:55,675
♪ Breath. ♪

557
00:22:55,842 --> 00:22:57,510
Seriously, I mean, wh...

558
00:22:57,677 --> 00:22:59,245
what do we do about the phone?
I mean,

559
00:22:59,412 --> 00:23:01,380
we can try to look for it.
Maybe it's in the car.

560
00:23:01,548 --> 00:23:02,849
It's not in the car.
We searched the car.

561
00:23:03,015 --> 00:23:04,150
While you were taking
a 30-minute dump.

562
00:23:04,316 --> 00:23:05,685
Could be anywhere.

563
00:23:05,852 --> 00:23:07,186
I say we keep going.

564
00:23:07,353 --> 00:23:08,888
Not enough time. Cool?

565
00:23:14,827 --> 00:23:16,328
Here's what we do.

566
00:23:16,496 --> 00:23:18,064
We continue on this road
through Arizona,

567
00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:19,866
- through this coffee stain
in Nevada--
- Oh, dude.

568
00:23:20,032 --> 00:23:21,834
Arizona. My uncle lives there.

569
00:23:22,001 --> 00:23:23,736
Really? Can we,
like, stay with him?

570
00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:25,337
You fine with staying
in a federal prison?

571
00:23:25,505 --> 00:23:27,540
Wait, wait, wait. Guys.

572
00:23:27,707 --> 00:23:30,109
How are we paying
for all of this?

573
00:23:30,276 --> 00:23:31,744
Do you guys have any money?

574
00:23:31,911 --> 00:23:33,846
Yeah, that's actually
a really good question. Um...

575
00:23:34,013 --> 00:23:36,549
Pool your money together,
see how much we have.

576
00:23:36,716 --> 00:23:39,786
Okay. Uh, 20, five,
a one, and a one.

577
00:23:39,952 --> 00:23:41,588
That's...

578
00:23:42,689 --> 00:23:44,090
27.

579
00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:46,225
Yeah, 27. Yeah. Okay,
how much do you have, Fred?

580
00:23:47,393 --> 00:23:50,196
I have...

581
00:23:51,764 --> 00:23:52,865
...that.

582
00:23:53,032 --> 00:23:54,801
16 cents and a guitar pick.

583
00:23:54,967 --> 00:23:56,536
That's all you got?

584
00:23:56,703 --> 00:23:59,238
Actually, you owe me five.

585
00:23:59,405 --> 00:24:01,240
So...

586
00:24:01,407 --> 00:24:02,609
there's an extra five.

587
00:24:03,543 --> 00:24:04,611
It's not an extra five.

588
00:24:04,777 --> 00:24:06,278
It's the same five.

589
00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:08,214
- You just dragged it
across the thing.
- Okay, well,

590
00:24:08,380 --> 00:24:09,982
maybe you should go
to my second grade math classes

591
00:24:10,149 --> 00:24:11,818
- and learn that adding
an extra five to--
- Okay, Chad,

592
00:24:11,984 --> 00:24:13,052
- how much do you-- Chad!
- It's the same--
- It's not!

593
00:24:13,219 --> 00:24:14,453
- Do math!
- How much do you have?

594
00:24:16,923 --> 00:24:18,558
I have 87, guys.

595
00:24:19,492 --> 00:24:21,794
Fucking hell.
Give it up for Chad.

596
00:24:21,961 --> 00:24:23,229
Dude, we're freaking golden!

597
00:24:23,395 --> 00:24:24,831
- We're golden?
- Yeah.

598
00:24:24,997 --> 00:24:26,899
Guys, we're screwed.

599
00:24:27,066 --> 00:24:29,636
I know math is hard
for you guys,

600
00:24:29,802 --> 00:24:32,338
but we have to drive
all the way there

601
00:24:32,505 --> 00:24:34,306
and all the way back.

602
00:24:34,473 --> 00:24:36,175
And we don't have even enough
to get there.

603
00:24:36,342 --> 00:24:37,810
Sorry, what's that?

604
00:24:39,178 --> 00:24:41,447
- No, no, no! G-- No!
- Get that shit! Get it! Get it!

605
00:24:41,614 --> 00:24:43,650
- It's for emergencies only!
- Get it!
- This is an emergency.

606
00:24:43,816 --> 00:24:45,618
- Uh, hi. Excuse me, miss. Hi.
- Stay!

607
00:24:45,785 --> 00:24:46,786
Uh, can I get
three cheeseburgers

608
00:24:46,953 --> 00:24:48,354
and three milkshakes?

609
00:24:48,521 --> 00:24:50,022
- Because he has a credit card.
- Thanks, Chad.

610
00:24:50,189 --> 00:24:51,524
Oh, gross.

611
00:24:57,830 --> 00:24:59,131
Taxi!

612
00:24:59,999 --> 00:25:01,668
Taxi!

613
00:25:03,169 --> 00:25:05,004
Airport, please.

614
00:25:06,539 --> 00:25:08,708
♪ ♪

615
00:25:11,878 --> 00:25:14,180
Uh... 'kay.

616
00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:16,482
All right. Well, then who was
the original drummer

617
00:25:16,649 --> 00:25:17,850
for the Violent Femmes?

618
00:25:18,017 --> 00:25:20,052
I don't actually know. Who?

619
00:25:20,219 --> 00:25:21,721
I don't know, either.

620
00:25:21,888 --> 00:25:23,556
Wait, do you guys
hear that noise?

621
00:25:25,357 --> 00:25:26,626
What is that?

622
00:25:30,830 --> 00:25:32,699
Holy fuck. These are mushrooms.

623
00:25:32,865 --> 00:25:33,900
Dude, are those your brother's?

624
00:25:34,066 --> 00:25:36,736
Oh, shit, guys.
My mom's calling me.

625
00:25:36,903 --> 00:25:38,004
What do I do?

626
00:25:38,170 --> 00:25:40,139
Uh, don't answer.

627
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:42,508
Okay. I won't.

628
00:25:46,713 --> 00:25:48,147
I'm so sorry, guys.

629
00:25:48,314 --> 00:25:49,582
I have to. I'm sorry.

630
00:25:49,749 --> 00:25:51,483
She's gonna, like,
call the FBI or something.

631
00:25:53,586 --> 00:25:55,154
Hi, Mommy!

632
00:25:55,321 --> 00:25:56,589
DEB
Hi, snookums. How's the drive?

633
00:25:56,756 --> 00:25:57,824
Are you wearing your seat belt?

634
00:25:57,990 --> 00:25:59,692
- Yeah, it's fastened.
- Oh, good.

635
00:25:59,859 --> 00:26:00,993
Tommy's mom is a good driver.

636
00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:02,929
Uh...

637
00:26:03,095 --> 00:26:05,031
Tommy's mom is a good driver.

638
00:26:05,197 --> 00:26:08,200
Oh, good.
Put her on the phone for me.

639
00:26:09,401 --> 00:26:10,603
Um...

640
00:26:10,770 --> 00:26:11,704
Uh...

641
00:26:11,871 --> 00:26:13,606
Uh, uh, hi, Mrs. Sweeney.

642
00:26:13,773 --> 00:26:15,374
- It's Tommy.
- Oh, hi, Tommy.

643
00:26:15,541 --> 00:26:17,443
Put your mom on the phone.

644
00:26:17,610 --> 00:26:19,411
Um, I unfortunately
can't right now.

645
00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:21,580
She's inside getting us
some nutritious lunch.

646
00:26:21,748 --> 00:26:22,915
Oh.

647
00:26:23,850 --> 00:26:26,218
She knows Chad
is allergic to tree nuts?

648
00:26:26,385 --> 00:26:28,187
I'm not, Mom. I'm not allergic.

649
00:26:28,354 --> 00:26:29,956
Yes, you are, mister.

650
00:26:30,122 --> 00:26:32,291
The last time you had
a teensy bit of a walnut,

651
00:26:32,458 --> 00:26:34,293
- your anus blew up.
- Mom!

652
00:26:34,460 --> 00:26:35,762
Remember we had to put that

653
00:26:35,928 --> 00:26:37,363
- special cream on your anus?
- Mom, stop!

654
00:26:37,529 --> 00:26:38,731
Mom!

655
00:26:38,898 --> 00:26:40,800
What the fuck, Fred?

656
00:26:40,967 --> 00:26:42,068
Boys, what's going on?

657
00:26:42,234 --> 00:26:43,402
- I didn't do anything.
- N-Nothing.

658
00:26:43,569 --> 00:26:44,971
- We're just driving.
- Driving?

659
00:26:45,137 --> 00:26:46,438
Hey, it's fucking smoking.
Pull over.

660
00:26:46,605 --> 00:26:48,040
- No, it's-it's not.
- Guys, shut up.

661
00:26:48,207 --> 00:26:49,475
Uh, Mom, I'll call you back.
I love you, okay?

662
00:26:49,642 --> 00:26:50,910
- Pull over.
- I am.

663
00:26:51,077 --> 00:26:52,611
Calm down. I can see!

664
00:26:52,779 --> 00:26:54,647
I have eyes. Did you ever think
that I can fucking see?

665
00:26:54,814 --> 00:26:56,282
Okay, Fred, just pull over
and pop it.

666
00:26:56,448 --> 00:26:57,483
It's not my fault, though.

667
00:26:57,650 --> 00:26:59,385
Pop it.

668
00:27:02,722 --> 00:27:05,424
You kids are crazy!

669
00:27:05,591 --> 00:27:07,126
Hey, you owe us 50 bucks!

670
00:27:07,293 --> 00:27:09,095
- No, I don't!
- Oh, shit.

671
00:27:09,261 --> 00:27:10,930
- It's not that bad.
- Yes, it is.

672
00:27:11,097 --> 00:27:12,164
It's really bad.

673
00:27:12,331 --> 00:27:13,900
No, all we need is those,
uh, bouncy,

674
00:27:14,066 --> 00:27:16,435
uh, things, those, um...

675
00:27:16,602 --> 00:27:17,970
- Jumper cables?
- Yeah, those.

676
00:27:18,137 --> 00:27:19,806
You need another car
for that to work.

677
00:27:19,972 --> 00:27:21,340
- I don't think so.
- Yes, you do.

678
00:27:21,507 --> 00:27:23,676
You need another power source.

679
00:27:23,843 --> 00:27:24,677
Oh! Dude!

680
00:27:24,844 --> 00:27:26,012
The car has a car lighter.

681
00:27:26,178 --> 00:27:27,313
Oh.

682
00:27:27,479 --> 00:27:28,681
Fucking dumbasses.

683
00:27:34,987 --> 00:27:37,256
Maybe he can help us.

684
00:27:40,359 --> 00:27:42,995
Which one of you goons gassed up
at my station back there?

685
00:27:43,162 --> 00:27:44,163
- Gaggle of numbnuts here.
- Um...

686
00:27:44,330 --> 00:27:45,264
I gave you the credit card.

687
00:27:45,431 --> 00:27:46,332
- Me?
- Yeah.

688
00:27:46,498 --> 00:27:47,834
I think so.

689
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,169
- Hi. I'm the goon.
- Son.

690
00:27:51,203 --> 00:27:52,939
All my years
of owning a gas station,

691
00:27:53,105 --> 00:27:55,674
I have never met anybody
as stupid as you.

692
00:27:57,009 --> 00:27:58,677
You don't even know
what you did, did you?

693
00:27:58,845 --> 00:28:00,112
- No.
- Yeah.

694
00:28:00,279 --> 00:28:02,548
You filled your vehicle up
with diesel!

695
00:28:02,715 --> 00:28:03,850
Oh, Jesus.

696
00:28:04,016 --> 00:28:05,217
Is that why it's not running?

697
00:28:05,384 --> 00:28:07,286
Oh, look, Bobby Brady
grew a brain cell.

698
00:28:07,453 --> 00:28:09,021
- Way to go, dumbass.
- Hey, hey, hey.

699
00:28:09,188 --> 00:28:11,123
That's not even the dumbest
thing this shit stain did.

700
00:28:11,290 --> 00:28:14,626
- Shit.
- What else did I do?

701
00:28:15,561 --> 00:28:17,463
You drove away
with this in your vehicle!

702
00:28:17,629 --> 00:28:18,697
- God.
- Is that bad?

703
00:28:18,865 --> 00:28:20,299
Yeah, it is!

704
00:28:20,466 --> 00:28:24,470
You never, ever, ever come
to my gas station again.

705
00:28:24,636 --> 00:28:25,704
Capisce?!

706
00:28:25,872 --> 00:28:26,906
Never, ever, ever!

707
00:28:27,073 --> 00:28:28,407
Wait.

708
00:28:28,574 --> 00:28:30,176
Sir, please!
Can you hold on a minute?

709
00:28:30,342 --> 00:28:32,344
- No!
- No, no. We're a band!
We're opening for Green Day!

710
00:28:32,511 --> 00:28:33,645
Please, we need
to make it to L.A.!

711
00:28:33,813 --> 00:28:35,247
Yeah, nobody gives a shit!

712
00:28:35,414 --> 00:28:37,649
Sir, I'm begging you!
I'm so sorry for my friend!

713
00:28:37,817 --> 00:28:39,018
That has nothing to do with me!

714
00:28:39,185 --> 00:28:41,988
Please, please,
please, please, please!

715
00:28:42,154 --> 00:28:43,522
Fuck!

716
00:28:46,558 --> 00:28:47,994
I'm sorry, Tommy.

717
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:50,062
- I don't want to hear anything.
- I'm sorry, okay?

718
00:28:50,229 --> 00:28:51,663
I used the green one!

719
00:28:51,831 --> 00:28:53,432
Yeah, the green one
is fucking diesel, Fred.

720
00:28:53,599 --> 00:28:54,934
And I don't know
what that is, Chad!

721
00:28:55,101 --> 00:28:56,568
It means
you're a dumbass, okay?!

722
00:28:56,735 --> 00:28:58,204
And-and-and my brother's
gonna kill me!

723
00:28:58,370 --> 00:28:59,571
Yeah, and we're stranded now.

724
00:28:59,738 --> 00:29:01,874
Oh, everybody's always like,
"Go green."

725
00:29:02,041 --> 00:29:02,942
So that's what I did!

726
00:29:03,109 --> 00:29:04,676
- Yeah.
- I went green!

727
00:29:04,844 --> 00:29:06,112
And now we're not
fucking going anywhere.

728
00:29:06,278 --> 00:29:07,513
Way to go, Fred.

729
00:29:10,116 --> 00:29:11,450
You calling a tow truck?

730
00:29:12,351 --> 00:29:14,053
No, I'm calling my mom.

731
00:29:14,220 --> 00:29:15,788
Why-why are you calling
your mom?

732
00:29:15,955 --> 00:29:17,790
Because he probably needs
some more cream for in his butt!

733
00:29:17,957 --> 00:29:20,059
It wasn't in my butt, okay?

734
00:29:20,226 --> 00:29:21,760
It was around the rim.

735
00:29:22,628 --> 00:29:24,430
I'm done, guys. I'm done.

736
00:29:24,596 --> 00:29:27,633
No. No, no, no, no, no, no.
We-we can't go home.

737
00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:29,401
Dude, this is silly.

738
00:29:29,568 --> 00:29:31,770
Tré Cool called

739
00:29:31,938 --> 00:29:33,105
and said
we should open for them?

740
00:29:33,272 --> 00:29:34,540
It doesn't make sense.

741
00:29:34,706 --> 00:29:36,308
Yeah, you didn't
fucking talk to him.

742
00:29:36,475 --> 00:29:38,210
Okay. It's fair.

743
00:29:38,377 --> 00:29:41,213
But did you think
maybe he was just joking?

744
00:29:45,084 --> 00:29:46,752
- Joking?
- Yeah.

745
00:29:46,919 --> 00:29:50,089
He was just messing with us.

746
00:29:55,427 --> 00:29:57,263
You think he was joking?

747
00:29:58,164 --> 00:29:59,765
I don't know.

748
00:30:02,935 --> 00:30:04,503
Okay.

749
00:30:04,670 --> 00:30:06,772
It's possible
that he was joking.

750
00:30:08,340 --> 00:30:09,341
But what if he wasn't?

751
00:30:09,508 --> 00:30:10,676
That's also possible.

752
00:30:10,843 --> 00:30:12,144
I mean, yeah, dude.

753
00:30:12,311 --> 00:30:13,279
Like, it happened
for the Linda Lindas,

754
00:30:13,445 --> 00:30:14,146
and they're younger than we are.

755
00:30:14,313 --> 00:30:15,747
See? It could happen!

756
00:30:15,915 --> 00:30:17,583
Okay, so we're not going home.

757
00:30:17,749 --> 00:30:20,920
Okay, we're gonna push the car
down to those lights over there.

758
00:30:21,087 --> 00:30:22,121
Let's go.

759
00:30:24,656 --> 00:30:26,525
Let's go, Chad.

760
00:30:28,327 --> 00:30:30,096
What lights?

761
00:30:31,463 --> 00:30:32,598
Come on, Chad.

762
00:30:32,764 --> 00:30:33,765
I'm going!

763
00:30:33,933 --> 00:30:34,766
Hurry up!

764
00:30:34,934 --> 00:30:37,036
♪ ♪

765
00:30:41,473 --> 00:30:43,475
Fucking ass.

766
00:30:43,642 --> 00:30:44,810
Please fuck off.

767
00:30:44,977 --> 00:30:45,978
Hey! You see that?

768
00:30:46,145 --> 00:30:47,213
A-An airplane?

769
00:30:47,379 --> 00:30:48,814
We should be
on a fucking airplane,

770
00:30:48,981 --> 00:30:51,150
not pushing this car, Tommy.

771
00:30:58,124 --> 00:31:01,027
♪ Do you have the time ♪

772
00:31:01,193 --> 00:31:03,862
♪ To listen to me whine ♪

773
00:31:04,030 --> 00:31:08,834
♪ About nothing
and everything all at... ♪

774
00:31:09,001 --> 00:31:10,669
Hmm?

775
00:31:10,836 --> 00:31:12,171
No. Wait. No.

776
00:31:12,338 --> 00:31:14,740
No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no!

777
00:31:14,907 --> 00:31:16,375
No, no!

778
00:31:16,542 --> 00:31:17,977
Wayne!

779
00:31:18,144 --> 00:31:20,012
- What's going on, man?
- Where's the fucking cab?!

780
00:31:20,179 --> 00:31:21,347
- What? The cab's--
- Where...

781
00:31:21,513 --> 00:31:23,382
Where's the fucking cab?!

782
00:31:23,549 --> 00:31:24,816
- Where's the fucking cab?!
- Oh, no.

783
00:31:24,984 --> 00:31:26,718
- Not today.
- Dude, where the fuck is it?!

784
00:31:26,885 --> 00:31:28,587
Not today. Not today!

785
00:31:28,754 --> 00:31:30,856
Is it there? Do you see it?

786
00:31:32,358 --> 00:31:35,594
- Mushrooms.
- That little son of a bitch.

787
00:31:35,761 --> 00:31:38,864
Ah!

788
00:31:39,031 --> 00:31:41,433
I'm gonna kill this fucking kid.

789
00:31:45,871 --> 00:31:47,173
Turn in here.

790
00:31:47,339 --> 00:31:49,675
- Hey, brother.
- Hey, dude. Hey.

791
00:31:55,447 --> 00:31:56,582
All right.

792
00:32:00,252 --> 00:32:02,521
Okay, let's, uh...

793
00:32:02,688 --> 00:32:04,423
Let's see if someone in here
can help us.

794
00:32:04,590 --> 00:32:05,791
Are you sure?

795
00:32:05,958 --> 00:32:07,893
I mean, that doesn't seem
like a safe...

796
00:32:09,461 --> 00:32:11,397
Good evening, sirs.

797
00:32:12,431 --> 00:32:15,401
Um, I'm not leaving my bass
in the car.

798
00:32:15,567 --> 00:32:17,803
Yeah, good point.
Can you get mine?

799
00:32:32,084 --> 00:32:34,653
♪ Yeah, I need a little,
need a little, need a little ♪

800
00:32:34,820 --> 00:32:36,922
♪ Need a little sympathy ♪

801
00:32:37,089 --> 00:32:39,291
♪ Yeah, I need a little,
need a little, need a little ♪

802
00:32:39,458 --> 00:32:41,893
♪ Need a little sympathy ♪

803
00:32:42,061 --> 00:32:42,894
Yeah!

804
00:32:43,062 --> 00:32:44,496
Hey! We got time

805
00:32:44,663 --> 00:32:45,931
for one more band.

806
00:32:46,098 --> 00:32:48,234
- $500 cash prize.
- Wait.

807
00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:49,568
Wait, 500 bucks?

808
00:32:49,735 --> 00:32:51,137
I'm sorry, ma'am.
We're not here for that.

809
00:32:51,303 --> 00:32:52,504
W-We actually need help.

810
00:32:52,671 --> 00:32:54,173
Um, no, no, actually,
we'd like to sign up.

811
00:32:54,340 --> 00:32:55,974
- All right.
- Hey, what the hell
are you doing?

812
00:32:56,142 --> 00:32:58,244
Do you want to keep on
pulling out your credit card?

813
00:32:58,410 --> 00:33:00,646
Guys, we don't know
any country songs.

814
00:33:00,812 --> 00:33:01,980
Yeah, we do.

815
00:33:02,148 --> 00:33:03,482
Ain't that right, Fred?

816
00:33:04,483 --> 00:33:05,584
- Yeah, we do.
- What song?

817
00:33:05,751 --> 00:33:07,319
- What song is that?
- Sign us up!

818
00:33:07,486 --> 00:33:09,488
- Hey, go get your shit.
- Wh-- No!

819
00:33:09,655 --> 00:33:10,789
Guys, no, we will get jumped!

820
00:33:10,956 --> 00:33:12,658
We can't do that here.
Fred, stop!

821
00:33:12,824 --> 00:33:14,360
- Seriously.
- Aah! We're playing this shit!

822
00:33:14,526 --> 00:33:16,828
- Stop.
- Get your ass
on that stage, boy.

823
00:33:18,530 --> 00:33:19,465
Here we go!

824
00:33:19,631 --> 00:33:21,100
All right, hey, hey!

825
00:33:21,267 --> 00:33:22,634
Everyone settle the fuck down!

826
00:33:22,801 --> 00:33:24,970
We have one more band.
Get up here, guys!

827
00:33:25,137 --> 00:33:26,172
Come on.

828
00:33:26,338 --> 00:33:28,207
Come on up here.

829
00:33:30,676 --> 00:33:33,011
These guys are from...

830
00:33:33,179 --> 00:33:35,314
I don't know
where they're from, actually.

831
00:33:36,448 --> 00:33:39,485
This is your name?
Serious-Seriously?

832
00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:42,621
Give it up for Anal Dogs!

833
00:33:43,989 --> 00:33:47,393
What the fuck, Fred?

834
00:33:47,559 --> 00:33:49,995
We're actually called
Analog Dogs.

835
00:33:50,162 --> 00:33:52,131
Who let the dogs out?!

836
00:33:52,298 --> 00:33:54,233
Who, who, who, who, who?!

837
00:33:55,401 --> 00:33:57,203
Go buy a fucking razor.

838
00:33:58,670 --> 00:34:01,140
Okay, this is for
all you lovers out there.

839
00:34:01,307 --> 00:34:02,574
Ready?

840
00:34:07,579 --> 00:34:10,816
♪ I want to be
your dominated love slave ♪

841
00:34:10,982 --> 00:34:14,253
♪ I want to be the one
who takes the pain ♪

842
00:34:14,420 --> 00:34:16,054
- Take my pain.
- ♪ You can smack me ♪

843
00:34:16,222 --> 00:34:18,857
♪ When I do not behave ♪

844
00:34:19,024 --> 00:34:21,560
♪ Mack me in the forehead
with a chain ♪

845
00:34:22,494 --> 00:34:26,064
♪ 'Cause I love feeling dirty ♪

846
00:34:26,232 --> 00:34:28,534
♪ And I love feeling cheap ♪

847
00:34:28,700 --> 00:34:30,035
So cheap.

848
00:34:30,202 --> 00:34:33,572
♪ And I love it
when you hurt me ♪

849
00:34:33,739 --> 00:34:35,841
♪ So drive them staples deep ♪

850
00:34:36,007 --> 00:34:37,409
Hit that shit, Chad!

851
00:34:37,576 --> 00:34:40,579
♪ You can slap me
and call me naughty ♪

852
00:34:41,513 --> 00:34:43,415
♪ Put a belt sander
against my skin ♪

853
00:34:43,582 --> 00:34:45,083
Woo-hoo!

854
00:34:45,251 --> 00:34:47,519
♪ I want to feel pain
all over my body ♪

855
00:34:47,686 --> 00:34:50,689
♪ I can't wait to be punished
for my sins ♪

856
00:34:50,856 --> 00:34:52,124
Come on, y'all!

857
00:34:52,291 --> 00:34:55,026
♪ I love feeling dirty ♪

858
00:34:55,194 --> 00:34:58,096
♪ And I love feeling cheap ♪

859
00:34:58,264 --> 00:34:59,598
Like your mom!

860
00:34:59,765 --> 00:35:02,901
♪ And I love it
when you hurt me ♪

861
00:35:03,068 --> 00:35:05,171
♪ So drive them staples deep ♪

862
00:35:05,337 --> 00:35:06,938
Lose your fucking mind!

863
00:35:07,105 --> 00:35:08,407
♪ ♪

864
00:35:21,119 --> 00:35:24,890
♪ 'Cause I love feeling dirty ♪

865
00:35:25,056 --> 00:35:27,959
♪ And I love feeling cheap ♪

866
00:35:28,126 --> 00:35:29,461
So cheap!

867
00:35:29,628 --> 00:35:31,997
♪ And I love it
when you hurt me ♪

868
00:35:32,164 --> 00:35:35,801
♪ So drive... ♪

869
00:35:35,967 --> 00:35:37,936
Them staples!

870
00:35:43,275 --> 00:35:46,011
Anal Dogs!

871
00:35:52,284 --> 00:35:53,285
Yeah!

872
00:35:53,452 --> 00:35:54,520
All right!

873
00:35:54,686 --> 00:35:57,523
We got ourselves a winner!

874
00:35:57,689 --> 00:35:59,591
Here you go, guys.

875
00:36:02,027 --> 00:36:04,095
Whoo!

876
00:36:05,364 --> 00:36:08,200
See, Chad?
High school does pay off!

877
00:36:08,367 --> 00:36:10,236
Wait, I'm sorr-- high school?

878
00:36:10,402 --> 00:36:11,803
How old are you boys?

879
00:36:12,638 --> 00:36:14,640
- 17.
- Aw, shit.

880
00:36:14,806 --> 00:36:16,308
You got to give it back.

881
00:36:16,475 --> 00:36:17,476
Come on.

882
00:36:17,643 --> 00:36:18,577
No, hey! Shut up!

883
00:36:18,744 --> 00:36:20,579
No, there are rules!

884
00:36:20,746 --> 00:36:22,180
You have to be 21 to enter.

885
00:36:22,348 --> 00:36:23,482
It says it on the form.

886
00:36:23,649 --> 00:36:24,983
Okay, um, do any of you

887
00:36:25,150 --> 00:36:26,985
- know how to fix a car?
- Oh.

888
00:36:27,152 --> 00:36:28,987
Colby.
He's the best mechanic around.

889
00:36:29,154 --> 00:36:31,490
Colby? You back there? Colber?

890
00:36:42,701 --> 00:36:44,770
I can fix it.

891
00:36:47,239 --> 00:36:48,840
I just need a wrench

892
00:36:49,007 --> 00:36:52,010
and a Crescent wrench
and-and hammer.

893
00:36:52,177 --> 00:36:53,645
Two hammers and a wrench.

894
00:36:53,812 --> 00:36:55,180
Goddamn it, Colby.
These boys are stranded,

895
00:36:55,347 --> 00:36:57,649
- and you're drunk.
- I'm not drunk.

896
00:36:57,816 --> 00:37:00,919
I can fix it. I just need
a whole bunch of oil...

897
00:37:01,086 --> 00:37:04,022
and a hammer
to unscrew the driveshafts

898
00:37:04,189 --> 00:37:07,225
and, um, a f-- what do you c--
uh, the fan thing.

899
00:37:07,393 --> 00:37:08,494
I can fix it.

900
00:37:08,660 --> 00:37:09,728
Colby, you couldn't fix

901
00:37:09,895 --> 00:37:11,229
a goddamn gin and tonic
right now.

902
00:37:11,397 --> 00:37:12,764
Oh, I would like
a gin and tonic, actually.

903
00:37:12,931 --> 00:37:14,766
Oh, yeah, I bet you would.

904
00:37:14,933 --> 00:37:15,934
I'm gonna go have one.

905
00:37:16,101 --> 00:37:17,869
And, um...

906
00:37:18,036 --> 00:37:21,106
maybe a rum and Coke
and a margarita.

907
00:37:22,207 --> 00:37:23,942
Dude, we're opening
for Green Day,

908
00:37:24,109 --> 00:37:26,445
and we need to be to L.A.
by New Year's.

909
00:37:26,612 --> 00:37:27,779
Sorry, boys.

910
00:37:27,946 --> 00:37:29,515
That's not happening.

911
00:37:30,749 --> 00:37:32,451
Come on, man.

912
00:37:33,752 --> 00:37:35,120
Fuck.

913
00:37:36,555 --> 00:37:38,424
Fuck, fuck.

914
00:37:38,590 --> 00:37:40,191
Now what?

915
00:37:40,359 --> 00:37:42,428
Um...

916
00:37:43,462 --> 00:37:46,097
I mean, I have an idea.

917
00:37:47,098 --> 00:37:49,535
What if we just cut off
the left side of the car?

918
00:37:49,701 --> 00:37:51,236
Why would we do that?

919
00:37:51,403 --> 00:37:54,072
Well, 'cause then everything
would be all right.

920
00:37:54,239 --> 00:37:55,907
Look, I'm really not in the mood

921
00:37:56,074 --> 00:37:57,709
for your dumb fucking jokes
right now.

922
00:37:57,876 --> 00:38:00,379
All right, guys.

923
00:38:00,546 --> 00:38:01,880
I'm out.

924
00:38:02,047 --> 00:38:03,615
What do you mean you're out?

925
00:38:03,782 --> 00:38:04,950
I'm done.

926
00:38:05,884 --> 00:38:06,952
Later, bitches.

927
00:38:07,118 --> 00:38:08,887
Whoa, dude. What about us?

928
00:38:09,788 --> 00:38:11,990
There is no us.

929
00:38:12,157 --> 00:38:13,592
Uh...

930
00:38:13,759 --> 00:38:15,160
Right, Fred?

931
00:38:16,261 --> 00:38:18,229
What's he talking about?
You want out, too?

932
00:38:18,397 --> 00:38:21,333
Uh, uh, not really,

933
00:38:21,500 --> 00:38:24,169
but wh-what other choice
do we have, man?

934
00:38:24,336 --> 00:38:25,937
We're fucking teenagers.

935
00:38:26,104 --> 00:38:28,239
We have nothing but choices.

936
00:38:34,112 --> 00:38:36,147
You know, I get it.

937
00:38:36,314 --> 00:38:37,916
All right, you're scared.

938
00:38:38,083 --> 00:38:40,419
All right?
I-I'm fucking scared, too.

939
00:38:40,586 --> 00:38:42,087
Okay, the Palladium?
All those fucking people?

940
00:38:42,253 --> 00:38:44,289
I'm terrified.

941
00:38:44,456 --> 00:38:46,625
All right? But, you know what,
I-I bet Keith Moon freaked out

942
00:38:46,792 --> 00:38:48,093
a time or two.

943
00:38:48,259 --> 00:38:49,861
But did he ever fucking quit?

944
00:38:52,364 --> 00:38:53,599
And you always talk
about Dee Dee Ramone

945
00:38:53,765 --> 00:38:55,033
and how that guy
has nothing to lose.

946
00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:56,602
You've got less than him.

947
00:38:57,469 --> 00:38:59,337
I mean, come on!

948
00:39:02,841 --> 00:39:05,176
You know what?
I'm drawing a line.

949
00:39:05,343 --> 00:39:06,645
Okay?

950
00:39:07,879 --> 00:39:09,981
Last year or next year?
Because I'm not going back.

951
00:39:10,148 --> 00:39:12,851
I know what's back there.
It's all the bullshit.

952
00:39:13,018 --> 00:39:14,520
Okay? So...

953
00:39:14,686 --> 00:39:16,522
I drew a line.

954
00:39:17,456 --> 00:39:19,825
You can't really see it,
but it's there.

955
00:39:20,692 --> 00:39:21,960
I can see it.

956
00:39:24,730 --> 00:39:27,065
Then what are you gonna choose?

957
00:39:27,232 --> 00:39:30,068
Last year or next year?

958
00:39:32,538 --> 00:39:33,639
Uh...

959
00:39:33,805 --> 00:39:35,073
Next year, dude.

960
00:39:35,240 --> 00:39:36,808
Come on, Chad.

961
00:39:36,975 --> 00:39:38,176
I mean, that--

962
00:39:38,343 --> 00:39:40,178
that was fucking awesome!

963
00:39:40,345 --> 00:39:42,481
I mean, don't you want
to feel like that again?

964
00:39:43,381 --> 00:39:44,850
It's...

965
00:39:45,917 --> 00:39:49,488
Guys, I'm not even sure I'm
gonna be in the band next year.

966
00:39:50,589 --> 00:39:52,558
What-what are you talking about?

967
00:39:54,426 --> 00:39:56,562
My parents say I got to, like,

968
00:39:56,728 --> 00:39:58,564
start focusing on college now.

969
00:39:58,730 --> 00:40:00,398
College?

970
00:40:01,533 --> 00:40:03,769
What about Keith Moon, man?

971
00:40:03,935 --> 00:40:05,270
Hey, boys!

972
00:40:06,271 --> 00:40:09,675
Is it true you're opening for
Green Day on New Year's Eve?

973
00:40:09,841 --> 00:40:10,776
Yeah.

974
00:40:10,942 --> 00:40:12,110
Shit.

975
00:40:12,277 --> 00:40:13,612
You got to get your butts
out of here.

976
00:40:13,779 --> 00:40:15,847
We don't have a car.

977
00:40:16,748 --> 00:40:18,216
What about that thing?

978
00:40:18,383 --> 00:40:20,051
I had a customer leave it here,
like, a year ago

979
00:40:20,218 --> 00:40:21,553
'cause he couldn't pay
his bar tab.

980
00:40:21,720 --> 00:40:23,855
I think he lived in it
for a little bit.

981
00:40:24,022 --> 00:40:25,891
- Well, does it run?
- For sure.

982
00:40:26,057 --> 00:40:27,058
Colby fixed it.

983
00:40:27,225 --> 00:40:29,260
- I'm a mechanic.
- Sometimes.

984
00:40:30,261 --> 00:40:32,130
Yeah! We're going
to L.A., Chadsky!

985
00:40:32,297 --> 00:40:34,533
- Go.
- I-I-I don't know
how to thank you.

986
00:40:34,700 --> 00:40:35,767
You don't need to thank me.

987
00:40:35,934 --> 00:40:37,102
Just go give 'em hell.

988
00:40:37,969 --> 00:40:39,771
Thank you.

989
00:41:00,792 --> 00:41:05,564
♪ Haushinka is a girl
with a peculiar name ♪

990
00:41:06,464 --> 00:41:10,736
♪ I met her on the eve
of my birthday ♪

991
00:41:10,902 --> 00:41:12,337
- ♪ Did she know? ♪
- ♪ Did she know? ♪

992
00:41:12,504 --> 00:41:15,173
♪ Did she know
before she went away? ♪

993
00:41:16,341 --> 00:41:17,509
- ♪ Does she know? ♪
- ♪ Does she know? ♪

994
00:41:17,676 --> 00:41:18,744
♪ Does she know? ♪

995
00:41:18,910 --> 00:41:21,246
♪ But it's too damn late ♪

996
00:41:21,412 --> 00:41:24,449
♪ This girl has gone far away ♪

997
00:41:24,616 --> 00:41:26,918
♪ Now she's gone ♪

998
00:41:27,085 --> 00:41:29,988
♪ This girl has gone far away ♪

999
00:41:30,155 --> 00:41:31,690
♪ Now she's gone ♪

1000
00:41:31,857 --> 00:41:36,027
♪ Now she's gone,
now she's all gone. ♪

1001
00:41:36,194 --> 00:41:37,863
Hello?

1002
00:41:39,130 --> 00:41:41,366
Hey, hey! Excuse me? Hello?

1003
00:41:41,533 --> 00:41:43,101
Anyone-- Oh.

1004
00:41:43,969 --> 00:41:45,303
What's up?

1005
00:41:45,470 --> 00:41:46,672
Uh, could I get a sundae?

1006
00:41:46,838 --> 00:41:48,707
- A what?
- A sundae.

1007
00:41:48,874 --> 00:41:51,009
Like an ice cream sundae.

1008
00:41:52,010 --> 00:41:53,845
Oh. Oh, no,
we don't have ice cream.

1009
00:41:54,012 --> 00:41:55,346
Seriously?

1010
00:41:55,513 --> 00:41:57,448
I mean, dude, you're driving
an ice cream truck.

1011
00:41:58,383 --> 00:42:00,719
Yeah. But it's not,
like-like, o-ours.

1012
00:42:00,886 --> 00:42:01,787
Oh.

1013
00:42:01,953 --> 00:42:03,622
Man, that's not cool.

1014
00:42:03,789 --> 00:42:05,156
Uh, I don't know
about you, Cassidy,

1015
00:42:05,323 --> 00:42:07,025
but my heart's a little broken.

1016
00:42:07,192 --> 00:42:09,227
- Yeah. Me, too.
- You should be ashamed
of yourself.

1017
00:42:09,394 --> 00:42:11,462
Um...

1018
00:42:11,630 --> 00:42:13,498
Uh, yeah, sorry. Um...

1019
00:42:13,665 --> 00:42:15,333
W-We're just a band.

1020
00:42:15,500 --> 00:42:16,902
We borrowed this.
We're driving to L.A.

1021
00:42:17,068 --> 00:42:18,336
You're a band?

1022
00:42:18,503 --> 00:42:19,404
Yeah.

1023
00:42:19,571 --> 00:42:20,672
What kind of music?

1024
00:42:20,839 --> 00:42:21,840
Good music.

1025
00:42:22,007 --> 00:42:23,842
Really?

1026
00:42:24,009 --> 00:42:26,011
Good music.

1027
00:42:27,145 --> 00:42:28,479
Interesting.

1028
00:42:29,581 --> 00:42:31,650
Yeah. Interesting.

1029
00:42:31,817 --> 00:42:33,484
Uh, uh, uh, hey, uh,

1030
00:42:33,652 --> 00:42:35,386
wh-what do you mean,
"interesting"?

1031
00:42:41,426 --> 00:42:43,561
♪ ♪

1032
00:43:04,382 --> 00:43:05,583
You looking for me?

1033
00:43:05,751 --> 00:43:06,952
Sorry?

1034
00:43:07,118 --> 00:43:10,588
Oh, no, I was looking
for, um, these.

1035
00:43:11,890 --> 00:43:14,592
Downy Fabric Softener?

1036
00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:17,562
Yeah, I need some Downy Fa...
uh, whatever you just said.

1037
00:43:17,729 --> 00:43:20,298
Yeah, you doing much laundry?

1038
00:43:21,767 --> 00:43:23,935
Oh, is that what these are for?

1039
00:43:25,536 --> 00:43:27,405
Okay, um...

1040
00:43:27,572 --> 00:43:28,974
maybe I was looking for you.

1041
00:43:29,140 --> 00:43:31,643
Mm, cool. I was looking for you.

1042
00:43:31,810 --> 00:43:33,444
- Oh, yeah?
- Mm-hmm.

1043
00:43:33,611 --> 00:43:35,280
There is a party
I wanted to tell you about.

1044
00:43:35,446 --> 00:43:37,816
Cool. I like parties.

1045
00:43:37,983 --> 00:43:39,317
Yeah?

1046
00:43:39,484 --> 00:43:40,986
Why were you looking for me?

1047
00:43:41,152 --> 00:43:42,888
'Cause I was wondering
if you were gonna tell me

1048
00:43:43,054 --> 00:43:45,090
about any parties.

1049
00:43:45,256 --> 00:43:48,459
Yeah, well, then,
you are in luck.

1050
00:43:48,626 --> 00:43:51,329
There is one at this place
called The Hole in Amarillo.

1051
00:43:51,496 --> 00:43:52,964
It's only, like,
30 minutes from here,

1052
00:43:53,131 --> 00:43:54,399
but there's a little map.

1053
00:43:54,565 --> 00:43:56,134
Shit, um...

1054
00:43:56,301 --> 00:43:58,303
I don't think I'm gonna
be able to make it.

1055
00:43:58,469 --> 00:44:00,505
We have to get to L.A.
by New Year's.

1056
00:44:01,472 --> 00:44:03,641
You think you're making it
to L.A. in that thing?

1057
00:44:03,809 --> 00:44:06,077
Tommy.

1058
00:44:06,244 --> 00:44:07,478
You have the credit card?

1059
00:44:07,645 --> 00:44:09,480
Yeah, yeah.

1060
00:44:11,950 --> 00:44:14,820
Oh, and, um, uh,
go get yourself some ice cream.

1061
00:44:14,986 --> 00:44:16,654
Thank you.

1062
00:44:16,822 --> 00:44:18,256
That is very generous.

1063
00:44:18,423 --> 00:44:20,191
Oh, I'm not paying for it.

1064
00:44:23,361 --> 00:44:24,996
Hey. Let me fill you up.

1065
00:44:30,802 --> 00:44:34,172
♪ Do you wanna be
my girlfriend? ♪

1066
00:44:34,339 --> 00:44:38,609
♪ I'll take you to a movie
that we've already seen ♪

1067
00:44:38,777 --> 00:44:43,815
♪ Or sit at home
and watch reruns ♪

1068
00:44:43,982 --> 00:44:45,817
♪ There's no other place
I wanna be ♪

1069
00:44:45,984 --> 00:44:49,654
♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh,
ooh, ooh ♪

1070
00:44:51,022 --> 00:44:54,292
♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh,
ooh, ooh ♪

1071
00:44:55,693 --> 00:44:57,662
♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh,
ooh, ooh ♪

1072
00:44:57,829 --> 00:45:00,231
♪ Do you wanna be
my girlfriend? ♪

1073
00:45:00,398 --> 00:45:02,667
♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh,
ooh, ooh ♪

1074
00:45:02,834 --> 00:45:04,870
♪ Do you wanna be
my girlfriend? ♪

1075
00:45:05,036 --> 00:45:06,671
♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh,
ooh, ooh ♪

1076
00:45:06,838 --> 00:45:10,141
♪ Do you wanna be
my boyfriend? ♪

1077
00:45:10,308 --> 00:45:14,712
♪ We'll walk the cemetery,
and I'll kiss you again ♪

1078
00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:19,350
♪ And make our dead friends
blush, oh, whoa-oh-oh ♪

1079
00:45:19,517 --> 00:45:23,021
♪ We'll be getting married
right there on the scene... ♪

1080
00:45:23,188 --> 00:45:25,223
All right, boys,
we're taking a detour.

1081
00:45:25,390 --> 00:45:26,925
Wait, what?

1082
00:45:28,226 --> 00:45:30,728
Aw, dude, Tommy's in love.

1083
00:45:30,896 --> 00:45:32,230
I scream! You scream!

1084
00:45:32,397 --> 00:45:34,933
She's gonna scream
for your cream!

1085
00:45:35,100 --> 00:45:38,103
♪ And I'll bore you to death,
oh, whoa-oh-oh ♪

1086
00:45:38,269 --> 00:45:40,505
♪ Doesn't matter
when we are in love ♪

1087
00:45:40,671 --> 00:45:42,774
♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh,
ooh, ooh ♪

1088
00:45:42,941 --> 00:45:46,444
♪ Do you wanna be
my boyfriend? ♪

1089
00:45:46,611 --> 00:45:49,280
How the fuck is everybody
doing today?!

1090
00:45:51,616 --> 00:45:53,684
We are The Paradox.
Happy to be out here.

1091
00:45:53,852 --> 00:45:55,220
Fucking shit up for y'all
in The Hole.

1092
00:45:55,386 --> 00:45:56,855
This is a song
called "Ms. Lauren"

1093
00:45:57,022 --> 00:45:58,423
about a really hot teacher.
Hope y'all like it.

1094
00:46:05,964 --> 00:46:07,799
Get the fuck up!

1095
00:46:07,966 --> 00:46:10,101
♪ ♪

1096
00:46:15,240 --> 00:46:17,976
♪ I keep on failing,
I can't pass a test ♪

1097
00:46:18,143 --> 00:46:19,610
♪ And I stay up all night ♪

1098
00:46:19,777 --> 00:46:21,746
♪ Don't get sleep,
don't get rest ♪

1099
00:46:21,913 --> 00:46:25,550
♪ 'Cause I'm thinking about
you, you know what I mean ♪

1100
00:46:25,716 --> 00:46:27,285
♪ And my bedsheets got stains ♪

1101
00:46:27,452 --> 00:46:29,821
♪ 'Cause you're stuck
in my dreams, oh, well ♪

1102
00:46:29,988 --> 00:46:31,890
♪ 'Cause when your
blonde hair's tied up ♪

1103
00:46:32,057 --> 00:46:33,925
♪ I don't know what to do ♪

1104
00:46:34,092 --> 00:46:37,829
♪ We got to find a way to
stop me from falling for you ♪

1105
00:46:37,996 --> 00:46:39,764
♪ Oh, yeah. ♪

1106
00:46:42,233 --> 00:46:44,302
Where are we going?

1107
00:46:44,469 --> 00:46:46,938
Where the hell are we?

1108
00:46:50,275 --> 00:46:52,243
This is The Hole?

1109
00:46:54,980 --> 00:46:57,182
Dude. Girls.

1110
00:46:57,348 --> 00:46:59,084
And they actually
have teeth, Fred.

1111
00:47:03,588 --> 00:47:05,823
♪ I just get down ♪

1112
00:47:05,991 --> 00:47:10,595
♪ Staying in, losing friends
and breaking out ♪

1113
00:47:10,761 --> 00:47:15,433
♪ Try to keep it out of my mind,
but there's no doubt ♪

1114
00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:17,635
♪ Oh-oh ♪

1115
00:47:17,802 --> 00:47:20,105
♪ It's all I ever think about ♪

1116
00:47:20,271 --> 00:47:22,507
♪ I care and I'm so kind ♪

1117
00:47:22,673 --> 00:47:24,675
♪ Tiptoe the finest line ♪

1118
00:47:24,842 --> 00:47:28,646
♪ It's been growing
all my life, oh-oh ♪

1119
00:47:28,813 --> 00:47:31,216
♪ The pressure on my spine ♪

1120
00:47:31,382 --> 00:47:33,818
♪ To win love
like it's a prize ♪

1121
00:47:33,985 --> 00:47:37,555
♪ I say it all the time,
but really it's so fine ♪

1122
00:47:37,722 --> 00:47:39,790
♪ Didn't wanna talk about it ♪

1123
00:47:39,958 --> 00:47:42,027
♪ I don't wanna cry ♪

1124
00:47:42,193 --> 00:47:44,029
♪ Didn't wanna think about it ♪

1125
00:47:44,195 --> 00:47:46,531
♪ I don't have the time ♪

1126
00:47:46,697 --> 00:47:48,499
♪ Didn't wanna talk about it ♪

1127
00:47:48,666 --> 00:47:50,668
♪ I don't wanna cry ♪

1128
00:47:50,835 --> 00:47:52,904
♪ Didn't wanna think about it ♪

1129
00:47:53,071 --> 00:47:55,140
♪ I don't have the time. ♪

1130
00:47:55,306 --> 00:47:56,841
- Hey, Chad.
- Yeah?

1131
00:47:57,008 --> 00:47:58,576
You want to eat
Wayne's mushrooms?

1132
00:47:58,743 --> 00:48:00,378
Dude, what? No, of course not.

1133
00:48:00,545 --> 00:48:02,513
Have you met me?

1134
00:48:12,991 --> 00:48:14,525
Whoa!

1135
00:48:14,692 --> 00:48:16,494
- Eat a bag of dicks, asshole!
- Whoa, Keith.

1136
00:48:19,364 --> 00:48:20,365
They didn't have
any onion rings,

1137
00:48:20,531 --> 00:48:21,899
so I got you celery sticks.

1138
00:48:22,067 --> 00:48:24,269
Celery... Why-why not fries?

1139
00:48:24,435 --> 00:48:25,937
I thought you wanted
a vegetable.

1140
00:48:26,104 --> 00:48:27,538
Isn't that why
you ordered an onion?

1141
00:48:27,705 --> 00:48:29,874
Onion rings is not
a fucking vegetable, Keith.

1142
00:48:30,041 --> 00:48:31,176
But they are, dawg.

1143
00:48:31,342 --> 00:48:32,510
Did you not learn
your food groups?

1144
00:48:32,677 --> 00:48:33,611
Who fucking dropped you?

1145
00:48:33,778 --> 00:48:35,280
It's my mom.

1146
00:48:35,446 --> 00:48:36,747
- Just be quiet, please.
- All right. She's hot, though.

1147
00:48:36,914 --> 00:48:38,183
- Say hi.
- Shut the fuck...

1148
00:48:38,349 --> 00:48:39,550
What's up, Jodi?!

1149
00:48:39,717 --> 00:48:41,452
Hey, Mom, sorry. Keith. Um...

1150
00:48:41,619 --> 00:48:43,955
JODI
Wayne, Wayne, where's Tommy?

1151
00:48:44,122 --> 00:48:45,957
He's not answering his phone.

1152
00:48:46,124 --> 00:48:47,692
- What?
- He's missing.

1153
00:48:47,858 --> 00:48:49,894
I'm afraid he went
to Los Angeles on his own.

1154
00:48:50,061 --> 00:48:51,963
Missing? No, he... Tom...
No, he's not missing.

1155
00:48:52,130 --> 00:48:54,465
Tommy's with me. I mean,
I'm with him. We're together.

1156
00:48:54,632 --> 00:48:56,101
Oh, you're with him?

1157
00:48:56,267 --> 00:48:57,402
Yeah, yeah, I'm with him.

1158
00:48:57,568 --> 00:48:58,803
I decided to take him to L.A.

1159
00:48:58,970 --> 00:49:00,938
He should've told you.
Did he not tell you?

1160
00:49:02,707 --> 00:49:04,875
Yo, you guys were
fucking awesome.

1161
00:49:05,043 --> 00:49:07,312
Thanks.

1162
00:49:07,478 --> 00:49:09,080
What happened to going to L.A.?

1163
00:49:09,247 --> 00:49:10,881
Um, you know what?

1164
00:49:11,049 --> 00:49:13,084
It was the fabric softener.

1165
00:49:13,251 --> 00:49:14,752
You know, I was driving along
and I thought to myself,

1166
00:49:14,919 --> 00:49:16,754
"I really should've bought
that fabric softener."

1167
00:49:16,921 --> 00:49:18,889
Mm. Yeah, no,
you're gonna regret that.

1168
00:49:19,057 --> 00:49:20,325
Oh, I know. I really fucked up.

1169
00:49:23,128 --> 00:49:25,396
Guy's in a hurry.

1170
00:49:30,068 --> 00:49:31,469
What are you gonna do now?

1171
00:49:31,636 --> 00:49:34,439
Oh, well, my plan was
to go to this party

1172
00:49:34,605 --> 00:49:36,074
and ask that girl
from the store...

1173
00:49:36,241 --> 00:49:37,308
Ask her what?

1174
00:49:37,475 --> 00:49:39,344
For her number.

1175
00:49:41,012 --> 00:49:42,847
Hold this.

1176
00:49:43,014 --> 00:49:44,649
Wha...

1177
00:49:44,815 --> 00:49:46,117
What are you writing?

1178
00:49:46,284 --> 00:49:49,354
I highly recommend
you don't wash this shirt.

1179
00:49:51,422 --> 00:49:53,291
Okay. What about your name?

1180
00:49:58,996 --> 00:50:00,298
Olivia?

1181
00:50:00,465 --> 00:50:01,866
- Mm-hmm.
- Olivia.

1182
00:50:02,033 --> 00:50:03,434
I like the way you say it.

1183
00:50:03,601 --> 00:50:04,702
Olivia.

1184
00:50:04,869 --> 00:50:06,137
I'm sorry. I...

1185
00:50:07,838 --> 00:50:09,340
Um...

1186
00:50:09,507 --> 00:50:11,008
- Oh, God.
- Tommy, right?

1187
00:50:11,176 --> 00:50:12,810
Yeah, yeah.

1188
00:50:12,977 --> 00:50:14,212
Thanks for coming, Tommy.

1189
00:50:14,379 --> 00:50:15,980
Uh, thanks for inviting me.

1190
00:50:16,147 --> 00:50:19,150
Hey, guys,
these skaters are so lit.

1191
00:50:20,218 --> 00:50:22,853
He's a work in progress.

1192
00:50:26,557 --> 00:50:28,993
Oh, my God.

1193
00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:31,796
I don't have hands.

1194
00:50:31,962 --> 00:50:33,198
Tommy?

1195
00:50:33,364 --> 00:50:36,033
♪ ♪

1196
00:50:37,735 --> 00:50:40,238
Hey, um... can you see me?

1197
00:50:41,239 --> 00:50:43,074
Do you guys hear a voice?

1198
00:50:43,241 --> 00:50:45,476
Oh, my God, there's a ghost.

1199
00:50:45,643 --> 00:50:48,079
♪ ♪

1200
00:50:50,548 --> 00:50:52,183
What the hell?
Have I heard of you guys?

1201
00:50:52,350 --> 00:50:53,684
No, definitely not.

1202
00:50:53,851 --> 00:50:56,254
Then how... how are you opening
for Green Day?

1203
00:50:56,421 --> 00:50:58,523
- Honestly, I don't know.
- Hey, guys.

1204
00:50:58,689 --> 00:51:00,991
Th-There's something's wrong
with your friend.

1205
00:51:03,027 --> 00:51:04,262
Fred!

1206
00:51:04,429 --> 00:51:06,164
Fred?

1207
00:51:07,398 --> 00:51:08,699
FRED
Oh, my God...

1208
00:51:08,866 --> 00:51:10,568
Fred, where you at, bud?

1209
00:51:10,735 --> 00:51:11,836
Fred!

1210
00:51:12,002 --> 00:51:13,271
Stop talking to me!

1211
00:51:13,438 --> 00:51:15,072
Fucking invisible, man.

1212
00:51:16,006 --> 00:51:17,275
What's up?

1213
00:51:17,442 --> 00:51:19,277
I just want to be seen, man.

1214
00:51:19,444 --> 00:51:21,045
I just want to be seen.

1215
00:51:21,212 --> 00:51:22,680
I've been so lonely, dude.

1216
00:51:22,847 --> 00:51:25,082
I, um,
I think he took mushrooms.

1217
00:51:25,250 --> 00:51:26,617
Oh.

1218
00:51:26,784 --> 00:51:27,952
This just fucking sucks, man.

1219
00:51:28,119 --> 00:51:29,887
I just want to be seen.

1220
00:51:30,054 --> 00:51:31,756
It's all I want to be.

1221
00:51:31,922 --> 00:51:33,124
Oh, my God.

1222
00:51:33,291 --> 00:51:35,226
Let me try and talk to him.

1223
00:51:35,393 --> 00:51:36,894
Oh, it's so fucking bad, dude.

1224
00:51:37,061 --> 00:51:39,430
It's so fucking bad,
'cause I'm fucking invisible.

1225
00:51:39,597 --> 00:51:43,368
I'm never gonna make it, 'cause
I have a fucking ghost penis.

1226
00:51:46,237 --> 00:51:48,038
Fred!

1227
00:51:48,206 --> 00:51:50,441
Where are you, man?
I can't see you.

1228
00:51:52,910 --> 00:51:54,412
If-if you're...

1229
00:51:54,579 --> 00:51:56,547
If you're around here,
you can take my hand

1230
00:51:56,714 --> 00:51:58,816
so that I know where you are.

1231
00:51:58,983 --> 00:52:00,251
Oh.

1232
00:52:00,418 --> 00:52:02,487
Shoot, there you are, man.

1233
00:52:05,723 --> 00:52:09,794
Mm, good news: I can feel you.

1234
00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:12,397
Uh, and I can hear you.

1235
00:52:12,563 --> 00:52:18,269
How about we just sit here
and breathe for a minute?

1236
00:52:21,572 --> 00:52:23,341
Look, Fred,

1237
00:52:23,508 --> 00:52:27,345
it totally, totally sucks that
you're invisible right now.

1238
00:52:27,512 --> 00:52:28,913
But, you know, I am sure

1239
00:52:29,079 --> 00:52:31,649
that this whole invisible thing
will wear off soon.

1240
00:52:31,816 --> 00:52:33,684
I-If you kind of think about it,

1241
00:52:33,851 --> 00:52:35,453
this is actually kind of cool.

1242
00:52:35,620 --> 00:52:38,523
I personally have never met
an invisible person before.

1243
00:52:38,689 --> 00:52:39,757
Have you?

1244
00:52:39,924 --> 00:52:42,159
I've never met anybody
invisible.

1245
00:52:42,327 --> 00:52:44,262
Yeah. Dude, you're, like,
the first invisible person

1246
00:52:44,429 --> 00:52:46,030
to ever exist.

1247
00:52:46,197 --> 00:52:47,865
That's pretty fucking cool, man.

1248
00:52:48,032 --> 00:52:50,134
Whoa.

1249
00:52:50,301 --> 00:52:51,436
Actually,
you know what we should do?

1250
00:52:51,602 --> 00:52:53,170
Is we should get
your band onstage,

1251
00:52:53,338 --> 00:52:54,972
- and that way you can,
like, play a show...
- Mm.

1252
00:52:55,139 --> 00:52:57,542
...while you're still
invisible, yeah?

1253
00:52:57,708 --> 00:52:59,544
It's a pretty cool idea, dude.

1254
00:52:59,710 --> 00:53:02,680
Well, I guess that means...

1255
00:53:02,847 --> 00:53:04,449
it's showtime, dude.

1256
00:53:04,615 --> 00:53:06,050
That's the spirit.

1257
00:53:10,288 --> 00:53:11,789
Bye, man.

1258
00:53:14,024 --> 00:53:15,526
How did you do that?

1259
00:53:15,693 --> 00:53:17,362
Um...

1260
00:53:17,528 --> 00:53:21,232
my sister used to have
panic attacks, so...

1261
00:53:22,500 --> 00:53:23,834
You're incredible.

1262
00:53:30,975 --> 00:53:33,478
- We're playing "Freaking Out."
- Yeah?

1263
00:53:33,644 --> 00:53:35,246
Is it gonna rain?

1264
00:53:35,413 --> 00:53:37,214
D-Don't worry about it.

1265
00:53:39,984 --> 00:53:41,752
Stand there.

1266
00:53:42,553 --> 00:53:43,554
Yo!

1267
00:53:43,721 --> 00:53:45,155
We're Analog Dogs!

1268
00:53:47,858 --> 00:53:49,894
Hit that shit, Fred.

1269
00:53:56,901 --> 00:53:58,102
♪ Everybody's freaking me ♪

1270
00:53:58,269 --> 00:54:00,104
♪ Freaking me, freaking out ♪

1271
00:54:00,271 --> 00:54:01,839
♪ Everybody's freaking me,
freaking me, freaking out ♪

1272
00:54:02,006 --> 00:54:03,173
♪ Everybody's freaking me ♪

1273
00:54:03,341 --> 00:54:04,442
♪ Freaking me, freaking out ♪

1274
00:54:04,609 --> 00:54:05,776
♪ Everybody's freaking me ♪

1275
00:54:05,943 --> 00:54:07,111
♪ Freaking me, freaking out ♪

1276
00:54:07,278 --> 00:54:09,514
♪ Guns and ammunition ♪

1277
00:54:09,680 --> 00:54:11,449
♪ Hide under the desk ♪

1278
00:54:11,616 --> 00:54:14,519
♪ I got no sense of direction ♪

1279
00:54:14,685 --> 00:54:16,621
♪ I'm just scared to death ♪

1280
00:54:16,787 --> 00:54:19,690
♪ Too much noise in my head ♪

1281
00:54:19,857 --> 00:54:21,459
♪ Everybody's freaking me,
freaking me ♪

1282
00:54:21,626 --> 00:54:23,294
♪ Freaking out,
everybody's freaking me ♪

1283
00:54:23,461 --> 00:54:24,629
♪ Freaking me, freaking out ♪

1284
00:54:24,795 --> 00:54:25,963
♪ Everybody's freaking me ♪

1285
00:54:26,130 --> 00:54:27,264
♪ Freaking me, freaking out ♪

1286
00:54:27,432 --> 00:54:28,599
♪ Everybody's freaking me ♪

1287
00:54:28,766 --> 00:54:30,200
♪ Freaking me, freaking out ♪

1288
00:54:30,368 --> 00:54:31,469
♪ There is no such thing
as youth ♪

1289
00:54:31,636 --> 00:54:34,472
♪ And I don't give a shit ♪

1290
00:54:34,639 --> 00:54:36,807
♪ Got my back against the wall ♪

1291
00:54:36,974 --> 00:54:39,444
♪ Handcuffs on my wrists ♪

1292
00:54:39,610 --> 00:54:41,946
♪ I'm surrounded with assholes ♪

1293
00:54:42,112 --> 00:54:43,914
♪ Everybody's freaking me,
freaking me, freaking out ♪

1294
00:54:44,081 --> 00:54:45,249
♪ Everybody's freaking me ♪

1295
00:54:45,416 --> 00:54:46,551
♪ Freaking me, freaking out ♪

1296
00:54:46,717 --> 00:54:47,885
♪ Everybody's freaking me ♪

1297
00:54:48,052 --> 00:54:49,887
♪ Freaking me, freaking out ♪

1298
00:54:50,054 --> 00:54:51,489
♪ Everybody's freaking me,
freaking me, freaking out. ♪

1299
00:54:59,730 --> 00:55:02,299
♪ ♪

1300
00:55:08,473 --> 00:55:09,840
Fucking fell into the pit,
and all the people,

1301
00:55:10,007 --> 00:55:11,141
they picked you up.

1302
00:55:11,308 --> 00:55:12,142
- Is your face good?
- I didn't fall.

1303
00:55:12,309 --> 00:55:13,611
I did not enjoy that.

1304
00:55:13,778 --> 00:55:15,245
I'm all dirty.

1305
00:55:15,413 --> 00:55:16,581
Hey.

1306
00:55:16,747 --> 00:55:18,649
What do you want with that car?

1307
00:55:18,816 --> 00:55:20,017
Uh, this is actually mine.

1308
00:55:20,184 --> 00:55:21,285
Is my little brother inside?

1309
00:55:21,452 --> 00:55:22,687
- Tommy?
- Yeah.

1310
00:55:22,853 --> 00:55:23,954
No, they left.

1311
00:55:24,121 --> 00:55:25,623
- Where'd they go?
- California.

1312
00:55:25,790 --> 00:55:26,824
They're opening for Green Day.

1313
00:55:26,991 --> 00:55:27,992
They're not, though.

1314
00:55:28,158 --> 00:55:29,827
I-I played a prank on them.

1315
00:55:29,994 --> 00:55:31,662
Wow.

1316
00:55:32,763 --> 00:55:34,298
That's a dick move.

1317
00:55:34,465 --> 00:55:35,666
Yeah, I know.

1318
00:55:37,334 --> 00:55:39,036
What an asshole.

1319
00:55:39,203 --> 00:55:40,671
Oh, shit, it's my mom.

1320
00:55:40,838 --> 00:55:42,172
Don't answer it.

1321
00:55:42,339 --> 00:55:43,608
Hey, Mom.

1322
00:55:43,774 --> 00:55:45,209
JODI
Where the hell is Tommy?

1323
00:55:45,376 --> 00:55:47,177
Where's Tommy?

1324
00:55:47,344 --> 00:55:48,646
Oh, he's right here.

1325
00:55:48,813 --> 00:55:50,948
Oh. Thank God.
Put him on the phone.

1326
00:55:51,115 --> 00:55:53,350
Okay, sure.
Yeah, uh, one second.

1327
00:55:54,952 --> 00:55:56,020
Can you do Tommy?

1328
00:55:56,186 --> 00:55:58,656
Can I do Tommy, bro?

1329
00:55:58,823 --> 00:56:00,691
Are you kidding? Give me that.

1330
00:56:00,858 --> 00:56:02,493
Give me that.

1331
00:56:05,696 --> 00:56:06,997
Uh, hi, Mom.

1332
00:56:07,164 --> 00:56:08,699
Tommy?

1333
00:56:08,866 --> 00:56:09,900
Yeah. Hi, Mommy.

1334
00:56:10,067 --> 00:56:12,136
We're having a great time.
What's up?

1335
00:56:12,903 --> 00:56:14,371
Is this Keith?

1336
00:56:14,539 --> 00:56:16,741
What? I wish.

1337
00:56:16,907 --> 00:56:18,476
Nah, I'm just Tommy.

1338
00:56:18,643 --> 00:56:20,010
Shut up, Keith.

1339
00:56:20,177 --> 00:56:21,912
- Put Wayne back on.
- For sure, Jodi.

1340
00:56:22,079 --> 00:56:23,347
Uh, I can't do Tommy.

1341
00:56:23,514 --> 00:56:24,915
- I can only do celebrities.
- Shut up, man.

1342
00:56:25,082 --> 00:56:26,350
Well, he's not famous, bro.

1343
00:56:26,517 --> 00:56:28,352
- He's not even verified.
- Hey, Mom.

1344
00:56:28,519 --> 00:56:30,220
What the hell is
going on there, Wayne?

1345
00:56:30,387 --> 00:56:32,389
Tommy told Chad that
I was driving the boys

1346
00:56:32,557 --> 00:56:33,758
to Los Angeles.

1347
00:56:33,924 --> 00:56:35,426
W-Well, why would he say that?

1348
00:56:35,593 --> 00:56:37,562
I'm driving him. He's lying.

1349
00:56:37,728 --> 00:56:40,765
Well, uh, Chad's mom
just came into the restaurant.

1350
00:56:40,931 --> 00:56:43,167
She's obviously
a little shocked.

1351
00:56:43,333 --> 00:56:45,670
I don't...
I mean, what the hell?

1352
00:56:45,836 --> 00:56:47,237
Where is Tommy?

1353
00:56:47,404 --> 00:56:49,106
I-I don't know.

1354
00:56:49,273 --> 00:56:50,541
Wayne.

1355
00:56:50,708 --> 00:56:52,777
Wayne, listen to me.

1356
00:56:52,943 --> 00:56:55,012
I've already lost
a husband, Wayne.

1357
00:56:55,179 --> 00:56:57,915
I can't handle losing a son.

1358
00:56:58,082 --> 00:56:59,216
Yeah, I know, Mom.

1359
00:56:59,383 --> 00:57:01,018
I'm sorry.

1360
00:57:01,185 --> 00:57:02,920
You really don't have
to keep on doing this.

1361
00:57:03,087 --> 00:57:04,121
It's fine.

1362
00:57:04,288 --> 00:57:06,056
I want to.

1363
00:57:06,223 --> 00:57:07,224
Ew.

1364
00:57:07,391 --> 00:57:08,859
Never mind. Now I don't.

1365
00:57:09,026 --> 00:57:10,795
You know, um...

1366
00:57:13,263 --> 00:57:14,899
I was thinking.

1367
00:57:15,065 --> 00:57:16,534
Mm-hmm.

1368
00:57:16,701 --> 00:57:19,970
What are you, um, what
are you doing for New Year's?

1369
00:57:20,137 --> 00:57:24,141
'Cause you should, um...
you should come to L.A. with us.

1370
00:57:25,075 --> 00:57:26,276
If you want.

1371
00:57:28,078 --> 00:57:30,214
Yeah, um...

1372
00:57:31,081 --> 00:57:32,483
Nah, it's all good.

1373
00:57:32,650 --> 00:57:34,652
- Forget I said anything...
- No, no, no, no, no, no.

1374
00:57:34,819 --> 00:57:37,988
Stop. I do.
I-I really want to, um...

1375
00:57:38,923 --> 00:57:40,758
- It's just...
- Boyfriend?

1376
00:57:41,726 --> 00:57:43,628
You got a boyfriend? She...
She's got a boyfriend.

1377
00:57:43,794 --> 00:57:46,163
No, I don't have a boyfriend.

1378
00:57:46,330 --> 00:57:47,397
Girlfriend?

1379
00:57:47,565 --> 00:57:48,666
No.

1380
00:57:48,833 --> 00:57:49,800
She's got a girlfriend.

1381
00:57:49,967 --> 00:57:51,736
I don't-- no, nothing like that.

1382
00:57:51,902 --> 00:57:54,138
Um, it's just,
my parents are out of town.

1383
00:57:54,304 --> 00:57:55,640
I have to watch
my little sister.

1384
00:57:55,806 --> 00:57:57,508
- Cassidy?
- Mm-hmm.

1385
00:57:57,675 --> 00:57:59,143
She'll be fine. I mean...

1386
00:57:59,309 --> 00:58:01,011
look at her.

1387
00:58:02,112 --> 00:58:03,814
Or we could just
take her with us.

1388
00:58:03,981 --> 00:58:06,416
No, not...

1389
00:58:06,584 --> 00:58:09,987
No, I can't do that, Tommy.
My parents would kill me.

1390
00:58:12,456 --> 00:58:13,624
Hmm.

1391
00:58:14,625 --> 00:58:18,596
But you're not gonna stay
out there, right?

1392
00:58:20,364 --> 00:58:23,167
I don't know. Maybe.

1393
00:58:24,802 --> 00:58:27,037
All right, so then
you'll come back through?

1394
00:58:27,938 --> 00:58:29,674
Maybe.

1395
00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:31,308
Are you guys gonna kiss?

1396
00:58:31,475 --> 00:58:32,476
'Cause, I mean...

1397
00:58:35,780 --> 00:58:37,882
I don't know, are we?

1398
00:58:38,949 --> 00:58:40,651
Mm...

1399
00:58:41,986 --> 00:58:43,353
Maybe.

1400
00:58:44,989 --> 00:58:47,157
If you come back.

1401
00:58:48,125 --> 00:58:50,360
Well, then,
I'm definitely coming back.

1402
00:58:59,804 --> 00:59:04,174
♪ I text a postcard
sent to you ♪

1403
00:59:04,341 --> 00:59:07,745
♪ Did it go through? ♪

1404
00:59:07,912 --> 00:59:13,651
♪ Sendin' all my love to you ♪

1405
00:59:16,053 --> 00:59:20,691
♪ You are the moonlight
of my life ♪

1406
00:59:20,858 --> 00:59:24,561
♪ Every night ♪

1407
00:59:24,729 --> 00:59:29,499
♪ Givin' all my love to you ♪

1408
00:59:31,902 --> 00:59:37,608
♪ My beatin' heart belongs
to you ♪

1409
00:59:40,010 --> 00:59:45,683
♪ I walked for miles
till I found you ♪

1410
00:59:48,085 --> 00:59:51,689
- ♪ I'm here to honor you ♪
- Sorry, guys.

1411
00:59:51,856 --> 00:59:56,694
♪ If I lose everything
in the fire ♪

1412
00:59:56,861 --> 01:00:01,298
♪ I'm sendin'
all my love to you. ♪

1413
01:00:24,221 --> 01:00:27,725
Yo, I need you guys to get up.
I need your help.

1414
01:00:27,892 --> 01:00:29,559
Huh? What happened?

1415
01:00:29,727 --> 01:00:31,495
I-I don't know,
I think I made a wrong turn.

1416
01:00:31,662 --> 01:00:33,130
Come on, get up.

1417
01:00:33,297 --> 01:00:35,099
Chad, come on.

1418
01:00:35,265 --> 01:00:37,101
Where the hell is Chad?

1419
01:00:37,267 --> 01:00:39,403
- Where the hell is Chad?
- Huh?

1420
01:00:39,569 --> 01:00:41,105
Where the hell is Chad?
He's, like, gone.

1421
01:00:41,271 --> 01:00:44,308
Oh, dude, he's just
in the front seat, probably.

1422
01:00:44,474 --> 01:00:46,410
No, he, like, disappeared.

1423
01:00:47,277 --> 01:00:48,846
Fuck.

1424
01:00:50,781 --> 01:00:52,349
What?

1425
01:00:56,253 --> 01:00:57,621
He quit.

1426
01:00:59,656 --> 01:01:00,958
He fucking quit.

1427
01:01:02,860 --> 01:01:05,162
Man, after everything
I did for him.

1428
01:01:05,329 --> 01:01:06,764
You know, he was
this close to becoming

1429
01:01:06,931 --> 01:01:08,465
such a great
rock and roll drummer.

1430
01:01:08,632 --> 01:01:12,669
Now he's just gonna be
another... another douchebag.

1431
01:01:12,837 --> 01:01:14,939
Okay, it's just,
he's not desperate,

1432
01:01:15,105 --> 01:01:16,807
Tommy, he's just not like us.

1433
01:01:16,974 --> 01:01:18,108
No, I know, Fred, it's just,

1434
01:01:18,275 --> 01:01:20,344
I never thought
he'd actually quit.

1435
01:01:22,813 --> 01:01:25,382
I mean, I'm actually hurt, man.

1436
01:01:35,625 --> 01:01:37,962
What are we gonna do now?

1437
01:01:39,563 --> 01:01:40,998
What can we do?

1438
01:01:41,165 --> 01:01:42,833
We'll just find a new drummer.

1439
01:01:43,868 --> 01:01:46,570
We can't find a new drummer.
The show is in two days.

1440
01:01:48,973 --> 01:01:51,041
We'll put up
really good flyers, man.

1441
01:01:51,208 --> 01:01:53,410
Hey, give me a break.

1442
01:02:00,250 --> 01:02:01,418
Where are you going?

1443
01:02:01,585 --> 01:02:03,387
To use the phone.

1444
01:02:04,554 --> 01:02:06,590
To make a flyer?

1445
01:02:06,757 --> 01:02:08,592
Wait up.

1446
01:02:08,759 --> 01:02:10,360
Tommy.

1447
01:02:13,363 --> 01:02:15,900
Uh... hello?

1448
01:02:16,066 --> 01:02:17,935
Is anyone there?

1449
01:02:19,669 --> 01:02:21,205
There's a bell.

1450
01:02:26,576 --> 01:02:28,578
What's that smell?

1451
01:02:28,745 --> 01:02:30,580
MAN
Think I'm gonna
fuck with these kids.

1452
01:02:30,747 --> 01:02:32,016
Can I help you guys?

1453
01:02:34,451 --> 01:02:36,720
What can I do for you guys?

1454
01:02:36,887 --> 01:02:37,788
Uh, w-we're lost.

1455
01:02:37,955 --> 01:02:39,456
Can we use your phone?

1456
01:02:39,623 --> 01:02:40,590
My phone?

1457
01:02:40,757 --> 01:02:42,526
You guys don't have phones?

1458
01:02:42,692 --> 01:02:43,928
W-We lost ours.

1459
01:02:44,094 --> 01:02:45,729
Mm-hmm.

1460
01:02:51,969 --> 01:02:52,937
Where are you guys from?

1461
01:02:53,103 --> 01:02:57,207
- Kansas City.
- Kansas City.

1462
01:02:58,075 --> 01:02:59,910
I don't know it.

1463
01:03:00,077 --> 01:03:01,111
Are you serious?

1464
01:03:01,278 --> 01:03:02,813
It's in Kansas, the state.

1465
01:03:02,980 --> 01:03:04,281
Yeah, I'm serious.

1466
01:03:04,448 --> 01:03:06,050
I don't know it.

1467
01:03:06,216 --> 01:03:08,919
I know some cities.
I know Fresno.

1468
01:03:09,086 --> 01:03:10,087
I know Mesquite.

1469
01:03:10,254 --> 01:03:12,089
I know Rancho Cucamonga.

1470
01:03:12,990 --> 01:03:14,058
That's three.

1471
01:03:14,224 --> 01:03:15,993
Yeah, um, cool.

1472
01:03:16,160 --> 01:03:17,394
We're gonna go. Thank you.

1473
01:03:17,561 --> 01:03:19,429
I wouldn't do that
if I were you.

1474
01:03:19,596 --> 01:03:21,231
It's not safe out there.

1475
01:03:21,398 --> 01:03:22,632
It gets very dark at night,

1476
01:03:22,799 --> 01:03:24,468
and strange things happen
in the dark.

1477
01:03:24,634 --> 01:03:27,471
If I were you, I'd just
shack up for the night,

1478
01:03:27,637 --> 01:03:29,506
get a nice, restful sleep,

1479
01:03:29,673 --> 01:03:32,776
wake up fresh in the morning,
brand-new start.

1480
01:03:32,943 --> 01:03:35,512
Yeah, well,
we can't afford it, man.

1481
01:03:37,181 --> 01:03:38,682
You can't afford $35?

1482
01:03:38,849 --> 01:03:40,985
We don't have $35.

1483
01:03:41,151 --> 01:03:43,487
Do you have $25?

1484
01:03:43,653 --> 01:03:44,821
No, um...

1485
01:03:44,989 --> 01:03:47,992
Actually... we do.

1486
01:03:48,158 --> 01:03:49,960
I stole Chad's card.

1487
01:03:50,127 --> 01:03:52,596
- Here you go.
- No, I didn't hear that.

1488
01:03:52,762 --> 01:03:54,965
All right, we doing $25 or $35?

1489
01:03:56,500 --> 01:03:57,667
Tw...

1490
01:03:58,668 --> 01:04:01,005
- $35.
- All right.

1491
01:04:01,171 --> 01:04:03,107
Here we go.

1492
01:04:03,273 --> 01:04:05,342
Here's your card.

1493
01:04:07,811 --> 01:04:10,380
Welcome to the Lincoln Motel.

1494
01:04:15,685 --> 01:04:17,988
Just follow me.

1495
01:04:22,826 --> 01:04:24,962
Here we go.

1496
01:04:26,696 --> 01:04:31,001
You know, this motel was built
near three insane asylums.

1497
01:04:32,336 --> 01:04:34,471
All within a few miles.

1498
01:04:34,638 --> 01:04:37,307
The guards are the worst.

1499
01:04:37,474 --> 01:04:39,709
They just let everyone escape.

1500
01:04:39,876 --> 01:04:44,181
There's one particularly
dangerous patient...

1501
01:04:45,249 --> 01:04:48,518
...who no one can seem
to find or see.

1502
01:04:48,685 --> 01:04:50,820
I think he likes it here.

1503
01:04:50,988 --> 01:04:52,722
In fact, I know he does.

1504
01:04:53,690 --> 01:04:58,195
I know he likes it...
right here.

1505
01:04:58,362 --> 01:05:00,597
203. All right.

1506
01:05:00,764 --> 01:05:02,699
Here we go.

1507
01:05:02,866 --> 01:05:04,268
Come on in.

1508
01:05:07,938 --> 01:05:10,407
So this is your room that
you're gonna be staying in.

1509
01:05:10,574 --> 01:05:13,077
Don't go walking around the
grounds or anything like that.

1510
01:05:13,243 --> 01:05:14,411
That's the TV.

1511
01:05:14,578 --> 01:05:16,180
If you need to use it,
come and get me.

1512
01:05:16,346 --> 01:05:18,715
I will turn it on. Okay?

1513
01:05:19,616 --> 01:05:21,418
Uh, bed.

1514
01:05:22,386 --> 01:05:25,555
Um... bathroom.

1515
01:05:27,057 --> 01:05:28,858
Uh, the shower doesn't work
exactly right,

1516
01:05:29,026 --> 01:05:30,227
so if you need
to use the shower,

1517
01:05:30,394 --> 01:05:31,728
it's the same as the TV.

1518
01:05:31,895 --> 01:05:33,863
Just come and get me,
and I'll turn it on for you.

1519
01:05:34,031 --> 01:05:36,600
Uh... light.

1520
01:05:36,766 --> 01:05:39,236
You know.

1521
01:05:39,403 --> 01:05:41,905
And, uh...

1522
01:05:42,072 --> 01:05:44,241
this closet is not
part of the room.

1523
01:05:44,408 --> 01:05:46,276
This is my property.

1524
01:05:46,443 --> 01:05:48,045
All right?
I keep my things in here.

1525
01:05:48,212 --> 01:05:49,579
Do not open it.

1526
01:05:49,746 --> 01:05:50,747
Do you understand?

1527
01:05:50,914 --> 01:05:52,382
Okay? This is my closet.

1528
01:05:52,549 --> 01:05:53,817
You're renting the rest of this.

1529
01:05:53,984 --> 01:05:56,653
That's you, this is me.

1530
01:05:56,820 --> 01:05:58,155
Don't even attempt it.

1531
01:05:58,322 --> 01:06:00,290
Excuse me.

1532
01:06:00,457 --> 01:06:02,826
I'm gonna leave your key here.

1533
01:06:02,993 --> 01:06:04,394
And, uh, get some sleep.

1534
01:06:04,561 --> 01:06:06,596
Yeah, um, sorry,
I just have one question.

1535
01:06:06,763 --> 01:06:08,999
Does that phone work?

1536
01:06:09,166 --> 01:06:10,800
No.

1537
01:06:12,236 --> 01:06:14,338
Don't wake up Sleepy.

1538
01:06:21,578 --> 01:06:23,813
Who's Sleepy?

1539
01:06:34,824 --> 01:06:36,460
So what's the plan?

1540
01:06:39,796 --> 01:06:42,366
We still gonna go to L.A.?

1541
01:06:56,446 --> 01:06:57,881
What the fuck?!

1542
01:06:58,048 --> 01:06:59,516
What? I'm talking to you.

1543
01:06:59,683 --> 01:07:01,318
I mean, can you not see me
again?

1544
01:07:01,485 --> 01:07:03,387
We don't have
a fucking drummer, Fred.

1545
01:07:03,553 --> 01:07:05,789
So we just gonna give up?

1546
01:07:07,357 --> 01:07:09,693
Why is it up to me?

1547
01:07:09,859 --> 01:07:12,129
You just always know what to do.

1548
01:07:12,296 --> 01:07:16,633
Yeah, well... I don't, so,
yeah, I guess we're giving up.

1549
01:07:20,170 --> 01:07:22,806
But... but what about
all that stuff

1550
01:07:22,972 --> 01:07:25,575
that you said
about Dee Dee Ramone?

1551
01:07:25,742 --> 01:07:27,344
No, you said all that stuff.

1552
01:07:27,511 --> 01:07:28,745
You gave me a big pep talk

1553
01:07:28,912 --> 01:07:30,214
because you said...
he was a legend,

1554
01:07:30,380 --> 01:07:31,515
you said that he was brave

1555
01:07:31,681 --> 01:07:34,050
because he-he believed
in himself

1556
01:07:34,218 --> 01:07:36,720
and that, mainly,
he didn't give up, man.

1557
01:07:37,854 --> 01:07:39,589
I didn't say any of that.

1558
01:07:40,590 --> 01:07:42,492
Well, that's what I got from it.

1559
01:07:44,228 --> 01:07:46,196
I was bullshitting, man.

1560
01:07:46,363 --> 01:07:47,931
All right, it's like
when I was a kid.

1561
01:07:48,098 --> 01:07:51,868
My dad-- he used to,
he used to hype us up,

1562
01:07:52,035 --> 01:07:53,570
you know, tell me
about the dreams he had for us

1563
01:07:53,737 --> 01:07:57,174
and moving to a new school,
to a new neighborhood and...

1564
01:07:57,341 --> 01:07:59,576
all that hopeful shit.

1565
01:08:01,678 --> 01:08:03,113
Okay, those were pipe dreams.

1566
01:08:04,080 --> 01:08:06,550
Man, he died on a cot
in our living room.

1567
01:08:11,087 --> 01:08:12,956
Dude, take it easy.

1568
01:08:17,761 --> 01:08:19,196
Okay.

1569
01:08:19,363 --> 01:08:20,430
All right.

1570
01:08:20,597 --> 01:08:22,299
If we're gonna throw
a pity party,

1571
01:08:22,466 --> 01:08:24,734
I'm gonna bring a fucking clown.

1572
01:08:25,702 --> 01:08:26,803
Not the fucking puppet, please.

1573
01:08:26,970 --> 01:08:28,872
Yeah, the puppet, please.

1574
01:08:29,038 --> 01:08:31,040
"Uh, hey, uh,
what's the difference

1575
01:08:31,208 --> 01:08:34,711
"between, uh, Tommy's attitude
and a bucket of shit?

1576
01:08:34,878 --> 01:08:36,045
The bucket."

1577
01:08:36,213 --> 01:08:38,348
"Hey, uh, knock knock."

1578
01:08:38,515 --> 01:08:40,417
I said, "Knock knock." Do you
know how these jokes work?

1579
01:08:40,584 --> 01:08:41,918
Stop with the fucking
kid shit, man!

1580
01:08:42,085 --> 01:08:43,287
Hey, you're like a little kid.

1581
01:08:43,453 --> 01:08:45,322
"Tommy, when's this?
Tommy, when's that?"

1582
01:08:46,456 --> 01:08:47,924
Screw you, man, all right?

1583
01:08:48,091 --> 01:08:49,493
You're fucking selfish.

1584
01:08:49,659 --> 01:08:50,927
Worst friend I've ever had.

1585
01:08:51,094 --> 01:08:52,929
Yeah, I'm the only friend
you've ever had.

1586
01:08:53,096 --> 01:08:55,031
I wish you never taught me
how to play bass.

1587
01:08:55,199 --> 01:08:57,000
I wish we never started a band.

1588
01:08:57,167 --> 01:09:00,570
Well, that's really good for you
because I fucking quit the band.

1589
01:09:00,737 --> 01:09:03,240
- Oh, yeah? You quit?
- Yeah! Yeah, I do!

1590
01:09:03,407 --> 01:09:04,641
I fucking quit, all right?!

1591
01:09:04,808 --> 01:09:06,810
So, um, say bye to Gravy

1592
01:09:06,976 --> 01:09:08,478
'cause you're never talking
to him again,

1593
01:09:08,645 --> 01:09:11,448
and tell me where my fucking
sunglasses are, Tommy.

1594
01:09:13,783 --> 01:09:14,918
What the fuck is this?!

1595
01:09:15,084 --> 01:09:17,020
What the fuck?
Is that someone's head?

1596
01:09:32,469 --> 01:09:34,704
I said don't wake up Sleepy!

1597
01:09:34,871 --> 01:09:36,540
Go, go, go, go,
he's a serial killer.

1598
01:09:36,706 --> 01:09:39,142
Oh, God! It was a head,
it was a head, it was a head,

1599
01:09:39,309 --> 01:09:40,910
it was a fucking--
it was a head, it was a head.

1600
01:09:42,011 --> 01:09:44,147
- Go, go, go, go, drive!
- Hey, I'm going!

1601
01:09:45,048 --> 01:09:48,718
♪ My mind is set
on overdrive... ♪

1602
01:09:49,653 --> 01:09:52,589
Thank you for visiting
the Lincoln Motel.

1603
01:09:52,756 --> 01:09:54,991
♪ In my face ♪

1604
01:09:56,893 --> 01:09:59,062
♪ A crooked spine ♪

1605
01:10:00,029 --> 01:10:03,233
♪ My senses dulled ♪

1606
01:10:03,400 --> 01:10:07,637
♪ Past the point of delirium ♪

1607
01:10:07,804 --> 01:10:10,006
♪ On my own, here we go. ♪

1608
01:10:19,883 --> 01:10:21,184
Anything for you?

1609
01:10:21,351 --> 01:10:23,587
Uh, no, thank you.
I'll just eat his.

1610
01:10:23,753 --> 01:10:25,822
No, you won't.

1611
01:10:28,224 --> 01:10:30,327
Can I have a piece of bacon?

1612
01:10:31,495 --> 01:10:32,529
Okay.

1613
01:10:32,696 --> 01:10:34,097
I'm all out.

1614
01:10:37,066 --> 01:10:38,335
Okay, look, I'm sorry.

1615
01:10:38,502 --> 01:10:41,638
I was tired, I was frustrated.

1616
01:10:43,673 --> 01:10:44,874
I'm sorry.

1617
01:10:55,852 --> 01:10:58,322
"What did the leper say
to the prostitute?

1618
01:10:58,488 --> 01:11:00,424
Keep the tip."

1619
01:11:03,860 --> 01:11:05,695
"I went to the doctor
to get an exam.

1620
01:11:05,862 --> 01:11:08,298
"He told me
I need to stop masturbating.

1621
01:11:08,465 --> 01:11:09,799
"I said, 'Why, Doc?'

1622
01:11:09,966 --> 01:11:12,436
He said, ''Cause I'm trying
to examine you.'"

1623
01:11:13,303 --> 01:11:15,639
You laughed, bitch.

1624
01:11:22,912 --> 01:11:24,481
I'm not a little kid, man.

1625
01:11:24,648 --> 01:11:26,316
All right? I was just asking

1626
01:11:26,483 --> 01:11:28,918
because I thought
we were a team.

1627
01:11:29,085 --> 01:11:30,420
We are a team.

1628
01:11:30,587 --> 01:11:33,156
Well, teammates ask each other
questions, okay,

1629
01:11:33,323 --> 01:11:35,392
like what's the plan, teammate?

1630
01:11:35,559 --> 01:11:36,993
Where are we going now, teammate?

1631
01:11:37,160 --> 01:11:40,397
Yeah, oh,
who is our drummer, teammate?

1632
01:11:40,564 --> 01:11:42,231
I'm sorry.

1633
01:11:42,399 --> 01:11:43,967
Now, what do you need?

1634
01:11:46,436 --> 01:11:47,971
I need you to take back
that stuff

1635
01:11:48,137 --> 01:11:49,305
about me being a little kid.

1636
01:11:49,473 --> 01:11:51,240
You know I'm sensitive
about that.

1637
01:11:51,408 --> 01:11:52,742
I know.

1638
01:11:53,677 --> 01:11:55,278
And I take it back.

1639
01:11:55,445 --> 01:11:56,780
What else?

1640
01:11:56,946 --> 01:11:58,482
I need us to go to L.A.
like we talked about.

1641
01:11:58,648 --> 01:12:00,149
Deal.

1642
01:12:01,284 --> 01:12:02,486
Anything else?

1643
01:12:03,420 --> 01:12:04,821
I need to dine and dash.

1644
01:12:04,988 --> 01:12:06,790
Why?

1645
01:12:06,956 --> 01:12:10,159
Because I've never done it,
you've never done it.

1646
01:12:10,326 --> 01:12:11,595
We're in a punk band

1647
01:12:11,761 --> 01:12:13,663
and we're opening up
for fucking Green Day.

1648
01:12:13,830 --> 01:12:15,732
All right.

1649
01:12:15,899 --> 01:12:18,034
But don't, like, dash.

1650
01:12:18,201 --> 01:12:19,869
You know, be normal.

1651
01:12:24,841 --> 01:12:27,377
"Eat my shorts!"

1652
01:12:29,446 --> 01:12:31,214
It's actually surprisingly easy.

1653
01:12:39,022 --> 01:12:40,356
What's that noise?

1654
01:12:40,524 --> 01:12:42,025
Oh, it's crickets.

1655
01:12:42,191 --> 01:12:43,359
Whatever.

1656
01:12:46,195 --> 01:12:48,164
What the fuck?
It's not starting.

1657
01:12:52,836 --> 01:12:54,003
What the fuck?

1658
01:12:54,170 --> 01:12:55,639
Did you put diesel in it again?

1659
01:12:55,805 --> 01:12:57,173
No.

1660
01:12:57,340 --> 01:12:58,742
Okay, at the gas station,
what'd you put in it?

1661
01:12:58,908 --> 01:13:00,209
No, I didn't go near the pump.

1662
01:13:00,376 --> 01:13:02,045
Then what'd you put in it?

1663
01:13:02,211 --> 01:13:05,482
Nothing. I didn't know what to
put in there, so I put nothing.

1664
01:13:05,649 --> 01:13:07,517
So we have no fucking gas?

1665
01:13:12,321 --> 01:13:14,524
Yo, is that Chad's mom?

1666
01:13:14,691 --> 01:13:17,260
Yes, I knew I'd find you!

1667
01:13:17,427 --> 01:13:18,795
Ha ha!

1668
01:13:19,729 --> 01:13:23,399
I knew I'd find you! Yes!

1669
01:13:25,334 --> 01:13:26,436
Yes!

1670
01:13:26,603 --> 01:13:27,671
Mom of the year.

1671
01:13:27,837 --> 01:13:30,106
Yes, I knew I'd find you!

1672
01:13:30,273 --> 01:13:32,175
Match point for Debs.

1673
01:13:32,341 --> 01:13:33,910
- Chad's mom is fucking crazy.
- Match point for Debs.

1674
01:13:34,077 --> 01:13:35,679
- Yeah.
- AirTag, baby.

1675
01:13:35,845 --> 01:13:38,682
I snuck an AirTag
in Chad's drum kit.

1676
01:13:38,848 --> 01:13:40,283
Ha ha.

1677
01:13:40,450 --> 01:13:43,252
Chad, get out here!

1678
01:13:44,954 --> 01:13:47,591
Okay, baby, it's time.

1679
01:13:47,757 --> 01:13:49,759
Read them your statement.

1680
01:13:51,160 --> 01:13:53,797
Yeah, baby, read us
your statement.

1681
01:13:56,299 --> 01:13:57,567
I, um...

1682
01:13:58,802 --> 01:14:01,638
I wrote it down
so I wouldn't forget.

1683
01:14:04,407 --> 01:14:07,977
Yo, bitches, it's me, Chad.

1684
01:14:09,045 --> 01:14:11,247
Guys, I'm resigning
from the band

1685
01:14:11,414 --> 01:14:13,683
and I'm really sorry.

1686
01:14:13,850 --> 01:14:16,452
The truth is,
as much as I want to be,

1687
01:14:16,620 --> 01:14:18,588
I'm not punk rock like you guys.

1688
01:14:18,755 --> 01:14:20,557
I constantly overthink things

1689
01:14:20,724 --> 01:14:22,492
and I don't know
how to be impulsive.

1690
01:14:22,659 --> 01:14:24,728
- Hey, what the fuck is that?
- Wait, hold on, there's more.

1691
01:14:24,894 --> 01:14:25,962
No, we're not done.

1692
01:14:26,129 --> 01:14:27,797
What are you talking about?

1693
01:14:27,964 --> 01:14:28,898
I mean, we can still do this.

1694
01:14:29,065 --> 01:14:31,467
Okay.

1695
01:14:31,635 --> 01:14:33,402
I want a photo.

1696
01:14:33,570 --> 01:14:36,906
Need some photographic evidence
for...

1697
01:14:37,073 --> 01:14:40,143
for Jodi and Fred's mom.

1698
01:14:40,309 --> 01:14:41,811
Wait, Mrs. Sweeney,

1699
01:14:41,978 --> 01:14:44,247
can you please take us to L.A.?

1700
01:14:45,414 --> 01:14:46,750
Please.

1701
01:14:46,916 --> 01:14:48,484
- What? Get up.
- Mrs. Sweeney, I'm begging you.

1702
01:14:48,652 --> 01:14:50,153
- This is all that I ask.
- Tommy, get up right now.

1703
01:14:50,319 --> 01:14:51,821
Deborah, please.

1704
01:14:51,988 --> 01:14:53,456
- Don't call me Deborah, Fred.
- Please, Deb...
- Please.

1705
01:14:53,623 --> 01:14:54,958
- Mrs. Debbie.
- Mrs. Sweeney, we're so close.

1706
01:14:55,124 --> 01:14:56,092
- This is ridiculous.
- Mom...
- Debbie...

1707
01:14:56,259 --> 01:14:57,961
Chad, get up right now!

1708
01:15:04,033 --> 01:15:06,502
It was cute for a second.

1709
01:15:06,670 --> 01:15:08,872
It's not cute now, okay?

1710
01:15:09,038 --> 01:15:10,206
It's over.

1711
01:15:10,373 --> 01:15:11,841
We're going home.

1712
01:15:20,283 --> 01:15:25,121
♪ Summer has come and passed ♪

1713
01:15:25,288 --> 01:15:29,959
♪ The innocent can never last ♪

1714
01:15:30,126 --> 01:15:36,733
♪ Wake me up
when September ends ♪

1715
01:15:39,135 --> 01:15:43,807
♪ Like my father's come
to pass ♪

1716
01:15:43,973 --> 01:15:47,577
♪ Seven years has gone so fast ♪

1717
01:15:47,744 --> 01:15:50,413
♪ Wake me up ♪

1718
01:15:50,580 --> 01:15:54,818
♪ When September ends ♪

1719
01:15:57,253 --> 01:16:01,825
♪ Here comes the rain again ♪

1720
01:16:01,991 --> 01:16:05,762
♪ Falling from the stars ♪

1721
01:16:06,730 --> 01:16:10,600
♪ Drenched in my pain again ♪

1722
01:16:10,767 --> 01:16:15,038
♪ Becoming who we are ♪

1723
01:16:15,905 --> 01:16:19,776
♪ As my memory rests ♪

1724
01:16:19,943 --> 01:16:24,681
♪ But never forgets
what I lost ♪

1725
01:16:24,848 --> 01:16:26,916
♪ Wake me up ♪

1726
01:16:27,083 --> 01:16:31,387
♪ When September ends ♪

1727
01:16:48,037 --> 01:16:51,708
♪ Summer has come and passed ♪

1728
01:16:51,875 --> 01:16:56,646
♪ The innocent can never last ♪

1729
01:16:56,813 --> 01:16:58,414
♪ Wake me up ♪

1730
01:16:58,581 --> 01:17:03,619
♪ When September ends ♪

1731
01:17:06,055 --> 01:17:10,827
♪ Here comes the rain again ♪

1732
01:17:10,994 --> 01:17:14,297
♪ Falling from the stars ♪

1733
01:17:15,398 --> 01:17:18,968
♪ Drenched in my pain again ♪

1734
01:17:19,135 --> 01:17:23,506
♪ Becoming who we are ♪

1735
01:17:24,573 --> 01:17:28,311
♪ As my memory rests ♪

1736
01:17:28,477 --> 01:17:33,316
♪ But never forgets
what I lost ♪

1737
01:17:33,482 --> 01:17:39,488
♪ Wake me up
when September ends ♪

1738
01:17:45,695 --> 01:17:47,964
♪ ♪

1739
01:18:06,382 --> 01:18:08,517
♪ ♪

1740
01:18:16,659 --> 01:18:21,130
♪ Summer has come and passed ♪

1741
01:18:21,297 --> 01:18:25,869
♪ The innocent can never last ♪

1742
01:18:26,035 --> 01:18:28,204
♪ Wake me up ♪

1743
01:18:28,371 --> 01:18:33,409
♪ When September ends. ♪

1744
01:18:39,248 --> 01:18:40,750
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.

1745
01:18:40,917 --> 01:18:42,651
Hey, roll your window down.

1746
01:18:42,819 --> 01:18:44,653
You can't park here.

1747
01:18:44,821 --> 01:18:46,856
- We're Analog Dogs.
- Yeah, we're the opening band.

1748
01:18:47,023 --> 01:18:48,224
What?

1749
01:18:48,391 --> 01:18:49,692
What, you're
an air-conditioning company?

1750
01:18:49,859 --> 01:18:51,260
No, we're Analog Dogs.

1751
01:18:51,427 --> 01:18:53,229
Okay, look, this is a concert,
it's not a dog show.

1752
01:18:53,396 --> 01:18:54,530
Yeah, we're not a dog show.

1753
01:18:54,697 --> 01:18:55,999
Yeah, music, dude.

1754
01:18:56,165 --> 01:18:57,333
- Like...
- Okay, hey, hey,

1755
01:18:57,500 --> 01:18:58,534
I don't know
what you're talking about.

1756
01:18:58,701 --> 01:18:59,735
Park right here.

1757
01:18:59,903 --> 01:19:01,004
Go over to the other side.

1758
01:19:01,170 --> 01:19:02,772
Talk to Otis.

1759
01:19:02,939 --> 01:19:04,373
Sick.

1760
01:19:09,678 --> 01:19:11,881
♪ Do as I say, not as I do ♪

1761
01:19:12,048 --> 01:19:14,884
♪ Because the shit's so deep,
you can't run away ♪

1762
01:19:15,051 --> 01:19:18,788
♪ I beg to differ
on the contrary ♪

1763
01:19:18,955 --> 01:19:21,858
♪ Agree with every word
that you say ♪

1764
01:19:22,025 --> 01:19:24,560
♪ Talk is cheap
and lies are expensive ♪

1765
01:19:24,727 --> 01:19:25,895
♪ My wallet... ♪

1766
01:19:26,062 --> 01:19:27,296
Whoa-whoa-whoa-
whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa.

1767
01:19:27,463 --> 01:19:29,398
This entrance is
for artists only, boys.

1768
01:19:29,565 --> 01:19:31,300
Okay, are you Otis?

1769
01:19:31,467 --> 01:19:32,635
The guy over there said
to talk to you.

1770
01:19:32,802 --> 01:19:33,903
Who are you?

1771
01:19:34,070 --> 01:19:35,471
We're Analog Dogs.

1772
01:19:35,638 --> 01:19:37,640
I'm sorry, you're who?

1773
01:19:37,807 --> 01:19:38,975
Analog Dogs.

1774
01:19:39,142 --> 01:19:40,376
We're the opening band.

1775
01:19:40,543 --> 01:19:42,445
Um, what the fuck
are you talking about?

1776
01:19:42,611 --> 01:19:44,280
Okay, look, I don't know
if anyone told you,

1777
01:19:44,447 --> 01:19:46,282
but Tré Cool asked us to come
here and open for them tonight.

1778
01:19:46,449 --> 01:19:48,084
- He listened to our demo
and loved it.
- Yeah,

1779
01:19:48,251 --> 01:19:51,154
we're on the list under
Analog Dogs, man, D-O-G-S.

1780
01:19:51,320 --> 01:19:52,555
Oh, here it is, it's under...

1781
01:19:52,721 --> 01:19:55,124
Do you think
I was born yesterday?

1782
01:19:55,291 --> 01:19:57,560
No, you look older than that.

1783
01:19:58,494 --> 01:20:00,296
Tré Cool did not call you guys.

1784
01:20:00,463 --> 01:20:01,564
Yeah, he did.

1785
01:20:01,730 --> 01:20:02,765
"Yeah, he did."

1786
01:20:02,932 --> 01:20:04,133
Puberty is so hard.

1787
01:20:04,300 --> 01:20:05,501
Okay, look,
I know what the problem is.

1788
01:20:05,668 --> 01:20:06,903
Okay, we're probably
under Anal Dogs.

1789
01:20:07,070 --> 01:20:08,304
Are you listening to me?

1790
01:20:08,471 --> 01:20:10,006
Are you listening to us?

1791
01:20:10,173 --> 01:20:12,241
Okay, we need to do sound check.

1792
01:20:12,408 --> 01:20:15,011
- Okay, fuck this. Move.
- Hold on a minute. Okay.

1793
01:20:15,178 --> 01:20:16,980
Tré Cool is in there.
Tell him we're out there.

1794
01:20:17,146 --> 01:20:18,982
- He knows we're coming.
- Get out of here, man!

1795
01:20:19,148 --> 01:20:20,749
- Fucking horseshit!
- Next!

1796
01:20:20,917 --> 01:20:22,852
I'm sorry, man. I-I really
don't want to say it,

1797
01:20:23,019 --> 01:20:24,854
- but I told you so.
- Shut up. Shut up.
It's okay. It's...

1798
01:20:25,021 --> 01:20:26,455
It's a misunderstanding.
We'll figure it out.

1799
01:20:26,622 --> 01:20:28,124
Hey. I'm, uh, here
to drop this off for Green Day.

1800
01:20:28,291 --> 01:20:30,093
- Oh, did the blood come out?
- Yeah.

1801
01:20:30,259 --> 01:20:32,428
Okay, you got to go to
the other backstage entrance.

1802
01:20:32,595 --> 01:20:34,430
It's on the other side.
Just hug the wall, brah.

1803
01:20:34,597 --> 01:20:35,965
- Thanks.
- Okay.

1804
01:20:36,132 --> 01:20:37,600
Okay.

1805
01:20:39,535 --> 01:20:40,669
I got an idea.

1806
01:20:43,039 --> 01:20:44,941
Where are you going?

1807
01:20:45,108 --> 01:20:47,043
Tommy.

1808
01:20:47,210 --> 01:20:48,878
Uh, excuse me.
Is this the bunny suit?

1809
01:20:49,045 --> 01:20:50,679
- Uh, yeah, yeah.
- Oh, okay. Is the blood out?

1810
01:20:50,846 --> 01:20:52,515
- Yeah.
- Amazing.
Okay, we'll take that.

1811
01:20:52,681 --> 01:20:53,983
- Oh. Hey, he actually...
- Thank you so much.

1812
01:20:54,150 --> 01:20:55,684
- He told me to take it back--
- Oh, that guy?

1813
01:20:55,851 --> 01:20:57,520
He doesn't know anything.
Yeah, no, uh, we need it

1814
01:20:57,686 --> 01:20:59,288
for something over here,
so you did a great job.

1815
01:20:59,455 --> 01:21:01,624
Thank you so much.
I appreciate it.

1816
01:21:01,790 --> 01:21:02,992
Fred, put this on.

1817
01:21:03,159 --> 01:21:04,894
And, you,
put on that bunny suit.

1818
01:21:05,061 --> 01:21:06,362
Aah! Chadsky!

1819
01:21:13,336 --> 01:21:14,737
♪ Get around ♪

1820
01:21:14,904 --> 01:21:16,339
♪ I can get around ♪

1821
01:21:16,505 --> 01:21:19,308
♪ Fuck it up
on my rock and roll ♪

1822
01:21:19,475 --> 01:21:20,843
♪ Here we go now ♪

1823
01:21:21,010 --> 01:21:22,345
♪ Get around ♪

1824
01:21:22,511 --> 01:21:24,147
♪ I can get around ♪

1825
01:21:24,313 --> 01:21:26,182
♪ Drop a bomb on my rock and-- ♪

1826
01:21:26,349 --> 01:21:27,716
Bunny.

1827
01:21:27,883 --> 01:21:29,052
Bunny. Hey. Bunny.

1828
01:21:29,218 --> 01:21:30,153
- Bunny.
- Chad.

1829
01:21:30,319 --> 01:21:31,820
- Chad.
- Bunny.

1830
01:21:31,988 --> 01:21:33,589
Here are the tickets
for the giveaway.

1831
01:21:33,756 --> 01:21:35,324
Let's find someone
who doesn't have tickets

1832
01:21:35,491 --> 01:21:37,226
and make their day.

1833
01:21:37,393 --> 01:21:39,095
Tommy, tickets.

1834
01:21:39,262 --> 01:21:40,696
Very funny.

1835
01:21:40,863 --> 01:21:42,898
Someone outside.

1836
01:21:43,066 --> 01:21:44,100
Aw, come on.

1837
01:21:44,267 --> 01:21:45,568
Wait, where are we doing?

1838
01:21:45,734 --> 01:21:46,669
- Good luck, Chad.
- Tommy, help!
- Later.

1839
01:21:46,835 --> 01:21:48,104
Okay, um...

1840
01:21:48,271 --> 01:21:49,705
Let's find Tré Cool.

1841
01:21:49,872 --> 01:21:51,674
Yeah. Tré Cool.

1842
01:21:51,840 --> 01:21:53,409
♪ ♪

1843
01:21:53,576 --> 01:21:54,577
That's fucking Blue.

1844
01:21:54,743 --> 01:21:55,711
Hey.

1845
01:21:55,878 --> 01:21:57,280
- Fred.
- Dude.

1846
01:21:57,446 --> 01:21:59,915
Fucking Blue.

1847
01:22:35,751 --> 01:22:37,987
Uh... Tré Cool?

1848
01:22:46,062 --> 01:22:48,231
- Oh, hi.
- All right,
bunny coming through!

1849
01:22:48,397 --> 01:22:49,632
Hi.

1850
01:22:49,798 --> 01:22:51,900
'Scuse us. Thank you.

1851
01:22:52,068 --> 01:22:53,436
- Thank you. Yes.
- This is fun.

1852
01:22:53,602 --> 01:22:55,404
Hi, everybody. Hey.

1853
01:22:55,571 --> 01:22:57,006
High five.

1854
01:22:57,173 --> 01:22:59,442
Out of our way, please.
Thank you.

1855
01:23:00,776 --> 01:23:02,245
Hey. What are you doing?

1856
01:23:02,411 --> 01:23:03,779
Give me that.

1857
01:23:03,946 --> 01:23:05,514
I'm sorry.
I'm so, so sorry.

1858
01:23:05,681 --> 01:23:07,416
- Get out of here.
- Yeah.

1859
01:23:18,461 --> 01:23:20,096
'Sup, Tony?

1860
01:23:20,263 --> 01:23:21,330
Hey!

1861
01:23:22,298 --> 01:23:24,100
Okay.
Look, um, I swear I'm just--

1862
01:23:24,267 --> 01:23:26,001
Come here!

1863
01:23:26,169 --> 01:23:27,636
Take this hat off, man!

1864
01:23:27,803 --> 01:23:29,672
Okay, look, I'm so sorry.
I was just looking

1865
01:23:29,838 --> 01:23:31,507
- for Tré Cool--
- What'd I tell you, man?!

1866
01:23:41,050 --> 01:23:42,551
- Yo, where do I put this?
- Just put it there.

1867
01:23:42,718 --> 01:23:44,453
No one's gonna take that shit.

1868
01:23:47,990 --> 01:23:49,558
See Tommy?

1869
01:23:49,725 --> 01:23:51,860
No, but these California people
are weirding me out, dude.

1870
01:23:52,027 --> 01:23:53,462
Okay, whatever, man.
We need to find Tommy.

1871
01:23:53,629 --> 01:23:54,663
Tommy boy!

1872
01:23:54,830 --> 01:23:56,232
- Tommy!
- Come here, boy!

1873
01:23:56,399 --> 01:23:58,234
Let's see that sign.
Hold it up nice and big.

1874
01:23:58,401 --> 01:24:00,369
Flip it around. Upside down.

1875
01:24:00,536 --> 01:24:02,505
Awesome.
Do a little hop-- dance.

1876
01:24:02,671 --> 01:24:04,006
Perfect. Who needs tickets?

1877
01:24:04,173 --> 01:24:05,408
- Who?
- No way, no way.

1878
01:24:05,574 --> 01:24:06,742
- What? No way.
- Tickets, tickets.

1879
01:24:06,909 --> 01:24:08,544
- Yeah, we do, we do.
- Free tickets.

1880
01:24:08,711 --> 01:24:10,313
- It's your lucky day.
- What?

1881
01:24:10,479 --> 01:24:11,647
- Fucking oh, shit.
- Congratulations.

1882
01:24:11,814 --> 01:24:13,416
You're going to see
Green Day tonight.

1883
01:24:13,582 --> 01:24:14,817
- Enjoy the show.
- No way!

1884
01:24:14,983 --> 01:24:16,485
There's no way we got tickets
to Green Day.

1885
01:24:16,652 --> 01:24:18,821
Yo-- wait, wait.
Wh-What about Tommy?

1886
01:24:18,987 --> 01:24:20,356
Hey, screw that.
Let's get in line.

1887
01:24:20,523 --> 01:24:22,057
What are you talking about?

1888
01:24:22,225 --> 01:24:23,892
These are on the floor!

1889
01:24:24,059 --> 01:24:25,694
- What'd I say?
- All right, chill out.

1890
01:24:25,861 --> 01:24:27,996
The next time I catch you,
I'm gonna put you in a kimura.

1891
01:24:28,164 --> 01:24:29,398
- Huh?
- What the fuck is that?

1892
01:24:29,565 --> 01:24:31,934
Brazilian jiujitsu, man.

1893
01:24:32,901 --> 01:24:35,338
Get this punk bastard out.
Get out of here, man!

1894
01:24:35,504 --> 01:24:37,373
Give me that jacket.

1895
01:24:37,540 --> 01:24:39,675
Give me that jacket.
Give me that jacket.

1896
01:24:39,842 --> 01:24:41,210
I want it.

1897
01:24:42,711 --> 01:24:44,447
Don't come back. Hey.

1898
01:24:44,613 --> 01:24:46,715
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait.

1899
01:24:46,882 --> 01:24:48,617
Okay, you got to let me
in there. My band's in there.

1900
01:24:48,784 --> 01:24:50,853
Nope. No ticket,
you can't get inside.

1901
01:24:51,019 --> 01:24:52,921
♪ Sharif don't like it ♪

1902
01:24:54,890 --> 01:24:57,193
♪ Rocking the Casbah... ♪

1903
01:24:57,360 --> 01:24:58,761
I have the bunny.
We're coming right now.

1904
01:24:58,927 --> 01:25:00,062
Ooh. Ooh.

1905
01:25:00,229 --> 01:25:02,030
They're about to start. Come on.

1906
01:25:02,198 --> 01:25:03,632
What?

1907
01:25:03,799 --> 01:25:05,634
Oh, Tré Cool.

1908
01:25:07,736 --> 01:25:09,138
Dude, where have you been?

1909
01:25:09,305 --> 01:25:10,773
- It's about to start.
- Yeah, I fucking know, man.

1910
01:25:10,939 --> 01:25:12,275
We got in the wrong
goddamn line.

1911
01:25:12,441 --> 01:25:13,809
This shit's moving so slow.

1912
01:25:13,976 --> 01:25:15,911
I'm gonna freak out
if we miss any of the show.

1913
01:25:16,078 --> 01:25:17,280
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.

1914
01:25:17,446 --> 01:25:18,914
Dude, dude, dude,
I think that's Tommy.

1915
01:25:19,081 --> 01:25:20,949
Yo. He looks so upset.

1916
01:25:21,116 --> 01:25:23,085
- I bet he's crying.
- Fuck you, Keith.

1917
01:25:23,252 --> 01:25:24,553
- What?
- That's my little brother.

1918
01:25:24,720 --> 01:25:26,088
Wait, so he's not the fiddler?

1919
01:25:26,255 --> 01:25:27,623
Where you going, dude?
We're almost to the front!

1920
01:25:27,790 --> 01:25:29,325
Just-- yo, get my shrooms!

1921
01:25:29,492 --> 01:25:30,893
I'll see you in there!

1922
01:25:35,598 --> 01:25:37,099
Green Day! Green Day!

1923
01:25:37,266 --> 01:25:39,001
AUDIENCE
Green Day! Green Day!

1924
01:25:39,168 --> 01:25:41,069
Green Day! Green Day!

1925
01:25:41,237 --> 01:25:42,905
Green Day! Green Day!

1926
01:25:47,243 --> 01:25:50,078
Go. Go, go, go.
You're on! You're on!

1927
01:25:53,015 --> 01:25:55,351
♪ I don't give a damn
'bout my reputation ♪

1928
01:25:56,619 --> 01:25:59,788
♪ Living in the past,
it's a new generation ♪

1929
01:26:01,023 --> 01:26:03,626
♪ A girl can do
what she wants to do ♪

1930
01:26:03,792 --> 01:26:06,128
♪ And that's what I'm gonna do ♪

1931
01:26:06,295 --> 01:26:09,031
♪ And I don't give a damn
'bout my bad reputation... ♪

1932
01:26:09,198 --> 01:26:11,300
I don't have the ability
to get you inside.

1933
01:26:11,467 --> 01:26:12,835
- Please, just...
- Tommy.

1934
01:26:13,001 --> 01:26:15,170
Wayne, what are you...

1935
01:26:15,338 --> 01:26:17,005
I'm not in the mood right now.
Give me a second.

1936
01:26:17,172 --> 01:26:19,007
- Okay, please, come on.
- You're not opening
for Green Day.

1937
01:26:19,174 --> 01:26:21,677
- I-I-I, I am, it's just...
- No, you're not,

1938
01:26:21,844 --> 01:26:23,111
Tommy, I...

1939
01:26:23,279 --> 01:26:25,113
I was messing with you, man.

1940
01:26:26,982 --> 01:26:27,883
What?

1941
01:26:28,050 --> 01:26:29,352
♪ ♪

1942
01:26:29,518 --> 01:26:32,955
♪ Not me, not me ♪

1943
01:26:35,391 --> 01:26:36,859
♪ Not me. ♪

1944
01:26:44,066 --> 01:26:46,702
Yes! Oh, my God,
it's Green Day! Yes!

1945
01:26:58,481 --> 01:27:00,416
Billie Joe! Billie Joe!

1946
01:27:14,997 --> 01:27:17,533
♪ Don't wanna be
an American idiot ♪

1947
01:27:19,935 --> 01:27:22,705
♪ Don't want a nation
under the new media ♪

1948
01:27:24,840 --> 01:27:27,443
♪ And can you hear
the sound of hysteria? ♪

1949
01:27:29,745 --> 01:27:32,948
♪ The subliminal
mindfuck America ♪

1950
01:27:34,917 --> 01:27:37,586
♪ Welcome to a new kind
of tension ♪

1951
01:27:37,753 --> 01:27:40,088
♪ All across the alienation ♪

1952
01:27:40,255 --> 01:27:44,126
♪ Where everything
isn't meant to be okay ♪

1953
01:27:45,428 --> 01:27:47,796
♪ In television dreams
of tomorrow ♪

1954
01:27:47,963 --> 01:27:50,466
♪ We're not the ones
who're meant to follow ♪

1955
01:27:50,633 --> 01:27:54,236
♪ For that's enough
to argue... ♪

1956
01:27:56,705 --> 01:27:59,141
You're saying Tré Cool
didn't call me?

1957
01:27:59,308 --> 01:28:00,976
No, that was Keith.

1958
01:28:01,143 --> 01:28:02,878
It was a joke. I'm sorry.

1959
01:28:03,045 --> 01:28:04,480
It was a joke?

1960
01:28:07,783 --> 01:28:09,251
- Fuck you, man.
- Tommy, wait.

1961
01:28:09,418 --> 01:28:11,554
Come on, man.
Where you going? Hey.

1962
01:28:14,056 --> 01:28:16,392
Look, I'm-I'm sorry. I...

1963
01:28:16,559 --> 01:28:19,127
What-what do you want?
You want to hit me?

1964
01:28:20,295 --> 01:28:21,830
You know what, Wayne?

1965
01:28:23,466 --> 01:28:26,134
At Dad's funeral, they said,

1966
01:28:26,301 --> 01:28:28,971
"Stand up if you're gonna
take care of Tommy.

1967
01:28:29,137 --> 01:28:32,608
Stand up
if you're gonna help Tommy."

1968
01:28:32,775 --> 01:28:34,677
Do you know who stood up?

1969
01:28:34,843 --> 01:28:36,278
You did.

1970
01:28:37,346 --> 01:28:39,515
Yeah, I know I did,
and I meant it.

1971
01:28:39,682 --> 01:28:40,949
Really?

1972
01:28:41,116 --> 01:28:43,018
I'm not a dad, okay?

1973
01:28:43,185 --> 01:28:44,920
No shit. Okay?

1974
01:28:45,087 --> 01:28:47,623
'Cause all I ever get from you
is, "Shut the fuck up, Tommy.

1975
01:28:47,790 --> 01:28:49,024
Get the fuck out, Tommy."

1976
01:28:49,191 --> 01:28:52,294
Never, "How are you?"
or, "How are you doing?"

1977
01:28:54,663 --> 01:28:56,665
Okay, I hear you. I do.

1978
01:28:58,501 --> 01:29:00,302
But you know what, man?

1979
01:29:00,469 --> 01:29:02,170
My dad died, too.

1980
01:29:02,337 --> 01:29:05,474
Nobody asked,
"Who's gonna look after Wayne?"

1981
01:29:05,641 --> 01:29:07,510
Everybody was worried about you.

1982
01:29:08,877 --> 01:29:10,212
What about me, man?

1983
01:29:12,381 --> 01:29:15,150
I was just a couple years older
than you are now.

1984
01:29:16,785 --> 01:29:18,120
You ever think about that?

1985
01:29:22,357 --> 01:29:23,959
I guess I don't.

1986
01:29:24,126 --> 01:29:25,661
Nobody does, man.

1987
01:29:25,828 --> 01:29:28,296
♪ ♪

1988
01:29:37,806 --> 01:29:39,842
Look, I'm sorry, Wayne.
That sucks.

1989
01:29:41,209 --> 01:29:42,511
Whatever, man.

1990
01:29:42,678 --> 01:29:44,513
Death is fucking messy.

1991
01:29:49,351 --> 01:29:51,019
Look...

1992
01:29:51,186 --> 01:29:53,989
I never thought you were gonna
drive across the country.

1993
01:29:54,156 --> 01:29:56,492
I mean, what the fuck, dude?
I thought you'd get it.

1994
01:29:56,659 --> 01:29:58,494
It's goddamn Keith.

1995
01:29:58,661 --> 01:30:00,829
Yeah, I mean, I really thought
it was Tré Cool.

1996
01:30:00,996 --> 01:30:04,600
Then again, I don't really know
what Tré Cool sounds like, so...

1997
01:30:05,501 --> 01:30:07,202
So, are we good?

1998
01:30:09,337 --> 01:30:10,939
Yeah, we're good.

1999
01:30:14,843 --> 01:30:17,913
This bunny gave me
a ticket earlier. Uh...

2000
01:30:18,781 --> 01:30:20,549
You should have it.

2001
01:30:20,716 --> 01:30:22,851
You should go see the show, man.

2002
01:30:23,018 --> 01:30:24,119
Wait, really?

2003
01:30:24,286 --> 01:30:25,888
Yeah. Go for it.

2004
01:30:29,191 --> 01:30:30,726
Thanks.

2005
01:30:31,960 --> 01:30:33,896
Okay. Um...

2006
01:30:34,062 --> 01:30:36,231
Oh, and, uh, please don't forget

2007
01:30:36,398 --> 01:30:38,534
how sorry you are when you
find out about your car.

2008
01:30:38,701 --> 01:30:40,536
I-I know about the car.

2009
01:30:40,703 --> 01:30:41,737
You do?

2010
01:30:41,904 --> 01:30:44,640
Yeah, um, just get in there.

2011
01:30:53,816 --> 01:30:57,252
Do you know your enemy?

2012
01:30:57,419 --> 01:30:59,555
♪ ♪

2013
01:31:01,990 --> 01:31:04,159
♪ I say hey ♪

2014
01:31:04,326 --> 01:31:06,428
♪ Oh... ♪
Let's go!

2015
01:31:06,595 --> 01:31:09,498
♪ Hey, oh ♪

2016
01:31:09,665 --> 01:31:11,600
♪ Do you know the enemy? ♪

2017
01:31:11,767 --> 01:31:13,268
♪ Do you know your enemy? ♪

2018
01:31:13,435 --> 01:31:16,905
♪ Well, gotta know
the enemy, rah-eh ♪

2019
01:31:17,072 --> 01:31:18,941
♪ Do you know the enemy? ♪

2020
01:31:19,107 --> 01:31:20,609
♪ Do you know your enemy? ♪

2021
01:31:20,776 --> 01:31:24,079
♪ Well, gotta know
the enemy, rah-eh ♪

2022
01:31:24,246 --> 01:31:26,114
♪ Do you know the enemy? ♪

2023
01:31:26,281 --> 01:31:27,783
♪ Do you know your enemy? ♪

2024
01:31:27,950 --> 01:31:31,119
♪ Well, gotta know
the enemy, rah-eh ♪

2025
01:31:31,286 --> 01:31:33,488
♪ Well, violence is an energy ♪

2026
01:31:33,656 --> 01:31:35,624
♪ Against the enemy,
well, violence ♪

2027
01:31:35,791 --> 01:31:38,126
♪ Is an energy, rah-eh ♪

2028
01:31:38,293 --> 01:31:40,796
♪ Bringin' on the fury ♪

2029
01:31:40,963 --> 01:31:43,699
♪ The choir infantry, revolt
against the honor to obey ♪

2030
01:31:43,866 --> 01:31:45,868
♪ Oh-eh-oh-eh ♪

2031
01:31:46,034 --> 01:31:47,703
♪ Overthrow the effigy ♪

2032
01:31:47,870 --> 01:31:49,471
♪ The vast majority ♪

2033
01:31:49,638 --> 01:31:51,506
♪ Well, burnin' down
the foreman of control ♪

2034
01:31:51,674 --> 01:31:52,808
♪ Oh-eh-oh-eh ♪

2035
01:31:52,975 --> 01:31:54,843
♪ Silence is the enemy ♪

2036
01:31:55,010 --> 01:31:56,444
♪ Against your urgency ♪

2037
01:31:56,612 --> 01:31:58,346
♪ So rally up the demons
of your soul ♪

2038
01:31:58,513 --> 01:31:59,682
♪ Oh-eh-oh-eh ♪

2039
01:31:59,848 --> 01:32:01,850
♪ Do you know the enemy? ♪

2040
01:32:02,017 --> 01:32:03,518
♪ Do you know your enemy? ♪

2041
01:32:03,686 --> 01:32:07,122
♪ Well, gotta know
the enemy, rah-eh ♪

2042
01:32:07,289 --> 01:32:09,124
♪ Do you know the enemy? ♪

2043
01:32:09,291 --> 01:32:11,026
♪ Do you know your enemy? ♪

2044
01:32:11,193 --> 01:32:13,829
♪ Well, gotta know
the enemy, rah-eh ♪

2045
01:32:13,996 --> 01:32:17,399
♪ The insurgency will rise ♪

2046
01:32:17,566 --> 01:32:20,836
♪ When the blood's
been sacrificed ♪

2047
01:32:21,003 --> 01:32:24,539
♪ Don't be blinded by the lies ♪

2048
01:32:24,707 --> 01:32:26,875
♪ In your eyes ♪
Jump! Jump!

2049
01:32:27,042 --> 01:32:28,877
Jump, jump, let's go!

2050
01:32:32,681 --> 01:32:34,416
Holy fuck!

2051
01:32:34,583 --> 01:32:36,251
♪ Oh-eh-oh-eh ♪

2052
01:32:41,556 --> 01:32:43,558
♪ Oh-eh-oh-eh... ♪

2053
01:32:50,498 --> 01:32:53,501
Whoo!

2054
01:33:12,855 --> 01:33:14,456
Come on!

2055
01:33:14,623 --> 01:33:17,225
♪ I say hey ♪

2056
01:33:17,392 --> 01:33:18,861
♪ Oh... ♪
Let's go!

2057
01:33:19,027 --> 01:33:21,363
♪ Hey, oh! ♪

2058
01:33:21,529 --> 01:33:24,099
All right, who knows
how to play the guitar?

2059
01:33:24,266 --> 01:33:26,001
Who knows how to play?

2060
01:33:28,470 --> 01:33:31,039
Who knows how to play?
I'm dead serious.

2061
01:33:31,974 --> 01:33:35,443
You know how to play?
You know how to play?

2062
01:33:36,478 --> 01:33:39,247
All right, you. You.
Do you know how to play?

2063
01:33:39,414 --> 01:33:40,916
You swear to God?

2064
01:33:42,885 --> 01:33:45,053
All right,
get your ass up here right now.

2065
01:33:48,290 --> 01:33:50,759
Get your hands up in the air!

2066
01:33:52,227 --> 01:33:53,896
Oh, oh.

2067
01:34:01,069 --> 01:34:03,806
What the fuck? Yeah!

2068
01:34:04,907 --> 01:34:06,842
♪ Well, violence is an energy ♪

2069
01:34:07,009 --> 01:34:08,310
♪ Oh-eh-oh-eh ♪

2070
01:34:08,476 --> 01:34:10,278
♪ Well, from here to eternity ♪

2071
01:34:10,445 --> 01:34:12,080
♪ Oh-eh-oh-eh ♪

2072
01:34:12,247 --> 01:34:14,416
♪ Well, violence is an energy ♪

2073
01:34:14,582 --> 01:34:15,684
♪ Oh-eh-oh-eh ♪

2074
01:34:15,851 --> 01:34:17,452
♪ Silence is the enemy ♪

2075
01:34:17,619 --> 01:34:20,088
♪ So gimme, gimme revolution ♪

2076
01:34:22,190 --> 01:34:25,593
Let's go, Fred! Whoo!

2077
01:34:27,195 --> 01:34:29,497
When I say,
"One, two, three, four,"

2078
01:34:29,664 --> 01:34:32,500
I want to see everybody
jumping, all right?

2079
01:34:33,635 --> 01:34:35,470
♪ Do you know the enemy? ♪

2080
01:34:35,637 --> 01:34:37,039
♪ Do you know your enemy? ♪

2081
01:34:37,205 --> 01:34:38,506
♪ Well, one, two ♪

2082
01:34:38,673 --> 01:34:40,976
♪ One, two, three, let's go ♪

2083
01:34:41,143 --> 01:34:42,644
♪ Do you know the enemy? ♪

2084
01:34:42,811 --> 01:34:44,312
♪ Do you know your enemy? ♪

2085
01:34:44,479 --> 01:34:47,950
♪ Well, gotta know
the enemy, rah-eh ♪

2086
01:34:48,116 --> 01:34:50,018
♪ Do you know the enemy? ♪

2087
01:34:50,185 --> 01:34:51,686
♪ Do you know your enemy? ♪

2088
01:34:51,854 --> 01:34:55,223
♪ Well, gotta know
the enemy, rah-eh ♪

2089
01:34:55,390 --> 01:34:57,125
♪ Overthrow the effigy ♪

2090
01:34:57,292 --> 01:34:58,827
♪ The vast majority ♪

2091
01:34:58,994 --> 01:35:01,163
♪ Well, burnin' down
the foreman of control ♪

2092
01:35:01,329 --> 01:35:02,464
♪ Oh-eh-oh-eh ♪

2093
01:35:02,630 --> 01:35:04,499
♪ Silence is the enemy ♪

2094
01:35:04,666 --> 01:35:06,068
♪ Against your urgency ♪

2095
01:35:06,234 --> 01:35:08,203
♪ So rally up the demons
of your soul ♪

2096
01:35:08,370 --> 01:35:10,005
♪ Oh-eh-oh-eh. ♪

2097
01:35:13,308 --> 01:35:15,878
Happy New Year!

2098
01:35:21,917 --> 01:35:23,351
Whoo!

2099
01:35:33,028 --> 01:35:34,763
You-you can have the guitar.
You can keep it.

2100
01:35:41,403 --> 01:35:43,371
Now practice!

2101
01:35:44,506 --> 01:35:46,374
- Wayne.
- Hey, Mom.

2102
01:35:46,541 --> 01:35:47,709
Uh...

2103
01:35:47,876 --> 01:35:49,778
- I found Tommy.
- You did?

2104
01:35:49,945 --> 01:35:51,746
Yeah, no, he's-he's okay, Mom.

2105
01:35:51,914 --> 01:35:53,048
Uh, we're both okay.

2106
01:35:53,215 --> 01:35:54,917
Oh, thank God.

2107
01:35:55,784 --> 01:35:57,252
Everyone, hands up.

2108
01:35:57,419 --> 01:35:59,855
The countdown is about to begin.

2109
01:36:01,089 --> 01:36:03,591
Here's my toast
for the New Year.

2110
01:36:03,758 --> 01:36:07,695
I got champagne
for my real friends

2111
01:36:07,863 --> 01:36:11,199
and real pain
for my sham friends.

2112
01:36:11,366 --> 01:36:14,803
Hey. All right, ten...

2113
01:36:14,970 --> 01:36:17,705
...nine, eight, seven,

2114
01:36:17,873 --> 01:36:21,109
six, five, four,

2115
01:36:21,276 --> 01:36:24,079
three, two, one.

2116
01:37:09,024 --> 01:37:11,493
Happy fucking New Year!

2117
01:37:13,661 --> 01:37:16,198
Happy New Year!

2118
01:37:21,503 --> 01:37:22,770
Oh, hey, yo.

2119
01:37:22,938 --> 01:37:24,006
Wayne!

2120
01:37:24,172 --> 01:37:25,340
Jesus, what the fuck's going on?

2121
01:37:25,507 --> 01:37:27,175
Dude, this guy was
the fucking bunny, bro.

2122
01:37:27,342 --> 01:37:28,310
I was the bunny.

2123
01:37:28,476 --> 01:37:29,544
- You gave us the tickets?
- Yeah!

2124
01:37:29,711 --> 01:37:30,845
- Bro, what the fuck?
- That was me.

2125
01:37:31,013 --> 01:37:32,180
- Wait, that was...
- That was me.

2126
01:37:32,347 --> 01:37:34,016
I didn't even
realize that, dawg.

2127
01:37:34,182 --> 01:37:35,650
I got a shirt, and I got most
of it on my camcorder, too.

2128
01:37:35,817 --> 01:37:37,652
- Oh, hell yeah. Okay.
- Yes! Yes! Yes!

2129
01:37:37,819 --> 01:37:39,154
- Yo!
- Dude!

2130
01:37:39,321 --> 01:37:41,023
- Billie Joe!
- Fucking rocked!

2131
01:37:41,189 --> 01:37:43,491
- Billie Joe gave it to me.
- Bro, he played onstage.

2132
01:37:43,658 --> 01:37:45,727
Look, it's not the sneaking in
I object to.

2133
01:37:45,894 --> 01:37:47,195
It's the lying.

2134
01:37:47,362 --> 01:37:48,796
Kid, you don't know Green Day.

2135
01:37:48,964 --> 01:37:50,532
I'm not lying. I do. Can I go?

2136
01:37:50,698 --> 01:37:52,367
Oh, you do?
Well, here's your chance.

2137
01:37:52,534 --> 01:37:55,503
Hey, Billie Joe.
You know this kid?

2138
01:37:57,739 --> 01:37:58,840
Yeah.

2139
01:37:59,007 --> 01:38:00,142
Analog Dogs.

2140
01:38:00,308 --> 01:38:01,843
Yeah.

2141
01:38:02,010 --> 01:38:03,645
Yeah, I heard your tape.
You got that song...

2142
01:38:03,811 --> 01:38:05,047
What's it-- "Bored."

2143
01:38:05,213 --> 01:38:06,648
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah.

2144
01:38:06,814 --> 01:38:08,350
- It was good. Really good. Yeah.
- Really?

2145
01:38:08,516 --> 01:38:10,518
- Thank you.
- I don't know, maybe we can

2146
01:38:10,685 --> 01:38:12,154
hook up, like, produce or,

2147
01:38:12,320 --> 01:38:13,721
you know, play a gig
or something like that?

2148
01:38:13,888 --> 01:38:15,157
I play the keys.

2149
01:38:16,658 --> 01:38:18,426
Experimental jazz.

2150
01:38:18,593 --> 01:38:20,562
- Oh. Good for you.
- Yeah.

2151
01:38:20,728 --> 01:38:23,565
All right, uh,
Tré's got your number, so...

2152
01:38:23,731 --> 01:38:25,400
- All right.
- Otis.

2153
01:38:25,567 --> 01:38:27,569
- Wong.
- All right, take it easy, guys.

2154
01:38:27,735 --> 01:38:29,537
- They call me "The Wong."
- See you later, Billie Joe.

2155
01:38:29,704 --> 01:38:32,507
Oh, man. Bad, bad, bad, bad.

2156
01:38:35,077 --> 01:38:36,344
Told you.

2157
01:38:36,511 --> 01:38:38,513
Yeah, you did. Yeah.

2158
01:38:38,680 --> 01:38:40,215
Keys, huh?

2159
01:38:40,382 --> 01:38:42,850
Dude, what?

2160
01:38:43,018 --> 01:38:44,886
Tommy! Tommy, did you see?

2161
01:38:45,053 --> 01:38:47,522
- Dude, dude, dude, dude.
- It was insane!

2162
01:38:47,689 --> 01:38:49,191
- I told you.
- I don't even know, bro.

2163
01:38:49,357 --> 01:38:50,558
I just...

2164
01:38:50,725 --> 01:38:52,627
This guy was
the fucking bunny, bro!

2165
01:38:52,794 --> 01:38:53,728
Whoa.

2166
01:38:53,895 --> 01:38:56,464
Oh!

2167
01:38:56,631 --> 01:38:59,867
" by Green Day playing)

2168
01:39:07,075 --> 01:39:11,946
♪ Another turning point,
a fork stuck in the road ♪

2169
01:39:12,114 --> 01:39:16,118
♪ Time grabs you by the wrist,
directs you where to go ♪

2170
01:39:16,284 --> 01:39:19,287
♪ So make the best
of this test ♪

2171
01:39:19,454 --> 01:39:21,623
♪ And don't ask why ♪

2172
01:39:21,789 --> 01:39:25,893
♪ It's not a question
but a lesson learned in time ♪

2173
01:39:26,061 --> 01:39:28,930
♪ It's something unpredictable ♪

2174
01:39:29,097 --> 01:39:30,798
♪ But in the end is right ♪

2175
01:39:30,965 --> 01:39:34,936
♪ I hope you had
the time of your life ♪

2176
01:39:44,279 --> 01:39:48,950
♪ So take the photographs
and still frames in your mind ♪

2177
01:39:49,117 --> 01:39:53,621
♪ Hang it on a shelf
in good health and good time ♪

2178
01:39:53,788 --> 01:39:59,194
♪ Tattoos of memories
and dead skin on trial ♪

2179
01:39:59,361 --> 01:40:03,798
♪ For what it's worth,
it was worth all the while ♪

2180
01:40:03,965 --> 01:40:06,534
♪ It's something unpredictable ♪

2181
01:40:06,701 --> 01:40:08,002
♪ But in the end is right ♪

2182
01:40:08,170 --> 01:40:09,471
- Blue.
- Sky blue?

2183
01:40:09,637 --> 01:40:12,707
♪ I hope you had
the time of your life ♪

2184
01:40:12,874 --> 01:40:15,009
Here they come!

2185
01:40:22,016 --> 01:40:24,152
♪ ♪

2186
01:40:42,337 --> 01:40:44,839
♪ It's something unpredictable ♪

2187
01:40:45,006 --> 01:40:46,641
♪ But in the end is right ♪

2188
01:40:46,808 --> 01:40:51,179
♪ I hope you had
the time of your life ♪

2189
01:40:55,183 --> 01:40:57,385
♪ ♪

2190
01:40:59,654 --> 01:41:02,857
♪ It's something unpredictable ♪

2191
01:41:03,024 --> 01:41:04,926
♪ But in the end is right ♪

2192
01:41:05,093 --> 01:41:09,897
♪ I hope you had
the time of your life. ♪

2193
01:41:26,013 --> 01:41:29,184
♪ Well, it's too late
for you to save my soul ♪

2194
01:41:29,351 --> 01:41:31,719
♪ Gonna drive my car
around a telephone pole ♪

2195
01:41:31,886 --> 01:41:34,422
♪ It's now or never,
gonna do or die ♪

2196
01:41:34,589 --> 01:41:37,091
♪ I'm gonna start a fire
in the afterlife ♪

2197
01:41:37,259 --> 01:41:39,594
♪ Well, I'm never gonna R.I.P. ♪

2198
01:41:39,761 --> 01:41:42,096
♪ I'm never gonna R.I.P. ♪

2199
01:41:42,264 --> 01:41:44,699
♪ I'm not going down
in history ♪

2200
01:41:44,866 --> 01:41:47,269
♪ 'Cause I ain't ever
gonna R.I.P. ♪

2201
01:41:47,435 --> 01:41:49,737
♪ Staring at the reaper
dead in the eye ♪

2202
01:41:49,904 --> 01:41:52,274
♪ You're never gonna take me
dead or alive ♪

2203
01:41:52,440 --> 01:41:55,243
♪ Don't call me a priest,
you can save the last rites ♪

2204
01:41:55,410 --> 01:41:57,979
♪ I'm dead on arrival
from the party last night ♪

2205
01:41:58,146 --> 01:42:00,582
♪ Well, I'm never gonna R.I.P. ♪

2206
01:42:00,748 --> 01:42:03,084
♪ I'm never gonna R.I.P. ♪

2207
01:42:03,251 --> 01:42:05,653
♪ I'm not going down
in history ♪

2208
01:42:05,820 --> 01:42:08,323
♪ 'Cause I ain't ever
gonna R.I.P. ♪

2209
01:42:08,490 --> 01:42:10,825
♪ I'm a tightrope walker
with my hair on fire ♪

2210
01:42:10,992 --> 01:42:13,428
♪ Dodging a bullet
in the line of fire ♪

2211
01:42:13,595 --> 01:42:15,997
♪ Shaking my stick
like a rattlesnake ♪

2212
01:42:16,164 --> 01:42:18,933
♪ I'm dancing with the devil
at the pearly gates ♪

2213
01:42:19,100 --> 01:42:21,436
♪ Well, I'm never gonna R.I.P. ♪

2214
01:42:21,603 --> 01:42:23,938
♪ I'm never gonna R.I.P. ♪

2215
01:42:24,105 --> 01:42:26,508
♪ I'm not going down
in history ♪

2216
01:42:26,674 --> 01:42:29,177
♪ 'Cause I ain't ever
gonna R.I.P. ♪

2217
01:42:29,344 --> 01:42:31,679
♪ I'm never gonna R.I.P. ♪

2218
01:42:31,846 --> 01:42:34,282
♪ I'm never
gonna R.I.P. ♪

2219
01:42:34,449 --> 01:42:36,984
♪ I'm not going down
in history ♪

2220
01:42:37,151 --> 01:42:39,654
♪ 'Cause I ain't ever
gonna R.I.P. ♪

2221
01:42:39,821 --> 01:42:42,190
♪ I'm never gonna R.I.P. ♪

2222
01:42:42,357 --> 01:42:44,759
♪ I'm never
gonna R.I.P. ♪

2223
01:42:44,926 --> 01:42:47,362
♪ I'm not going down
in history ♪

2224
01:42:47,529 --> 01:42:49,631
♪ 'Cause I ain't ever
gonna R.I.P. ♪

2225
01:42:51,199 --> 01:42:52,700
♪ Here we go again ♪

2226
01:42:52,867 --> 01:42:55,270
♪ Infatuation touches me ♪

2227
01:42:55,437 --> 01:42:59,006
♪ Just when I thought
that it would end ♪

2228
01:43:01,175 --> 01:43:04,779
♪ Oh, but then again,
it seems much more than that ♪

2229
01:43:04,946 --> 01:43:08,816
♪ But I'm not sure exactly
what you're thinking ♪

2230
01:43:09,851 --> 01:43:11,819
♪ Well, I toss and turn
all night ♪

2231
01:43:11,986 --> 01:43:15,189
♪ Thinking of your ways
of affection ♪

2232
01:43:15,357 --> 01:43:19,060
♪ But to find that it's not
different at all ♪

2233
01:43:20,362 --> 01:43:23,064
♪ Well, I throw away
my past mistakes ♪

2234
01:43:23,231 --> 01:43:25,967
♪ And contemplate my future ♪

2235
01:43:26,133 --> 01:43:29,003
♪ That's when I say,
"What the hey?" ♪

2236
01:43:29,170 --> 01:43:34,476
♪ Would it last forever,
you and I together? ♪

2237
01:43:34,642 --> 01:43:38,045
♪ Hand in hand, we run away ♪

2238
01:43:38,212 --> 01:43:39,547
♪ Far away ♪

2239
01:43:39,714 --> 01:43:42,917
♪ I'm in for nasty weather ♪

2240
01:43:43,084 --> 01:43:45,987
♪ But I'll take
whatever you can give ♪

2241
01:43:46,153 --> 01:43:48,690
♪ That comes my way, yeah ♪

2242
01:43:48,856 --> 01:43:50,558
♪ Far away ♪

2243
01:43:56,163 --> 01:43:57,832
♪ Here we go again ♪

2244
01:43:57,999 --> 01:44:00,067
♪ Infatuation touches me ♪

2245
01:44:00,234 --> 01:44:03,671
♪ Just when I thought
that it would end ♪

2246
01:44:11,613 --> 01:44:14,949
♪ Oh, but then again,
it seems much more than that ♪

2247
01:44:15,116 --> 01:44:19,621
♪ But I'm not sure exactly
what you're thinking ♪

2248
01:44:19,787 --> 01:44:22,357
♪ Well, I toss and turn
all night ♪

2249
01:44:22,524 --> 01:44:25,960
♪ Thinking of your ways
of affection ♪

2250
01:44:26,127 --> 01:44:29,697
♪ But to find that it's not
different at all ♪

2251
01:44:30,898 --> 01:44:33,968
♪ Well, I throw away
my past mistakes ♪

2252
01:44:34,135 --> 01:44:36,070
♪ And contemplate my future ♪

2253
01:44:36,237 --> 01:44:39,607
♪ That's when I say,
"What the hey?" ♪

2254
01:44:40,575 --> 01:44:44,979
♪ Would it last forever,
you and I together? ♪

2255
01:44:45,146 --> 01:44:48,650
♪ Hand in hand, we run away ♪

2256
01:44:48,816 --> 01:44:49,951
♪ Far away ♪

2257
01:44:50,117 --> 01:44:53,621
♪ I'm in for nasty weather ♪

2258
01:44:53,788 --> 01:44:56,290
♪ But I'll take
whatever you can give ♪

2259
01:44:56,458 --> 01:44:58,626
♪ That comes my way, yeah ♪

2260
01:44:58,793 --> 01:45:00,728
♪ Far away ♪

2261
01:45:25,286 --> 01:45:27,021
♪ Well, I toss and turn
all night ♪

2262
01:45:27,188 --> 01:45:29,991
♪ Thinking of your ways
of affection ♪

2263
01:45:30,157 --> 01:45:34,161
♪ But to find that it's
not different at all ♪

2264
01:45:35,697 --> 01:45:38,800
♪ Well, I throw away
my past mistakes ♪

2265
01:45:38,966 --> 01:45:40,935
♪ And contemplate my future ♪

2266
01:45:41,102 --> 01:45:44,372
♪ That's when I say,
"What the hey?" ♪

2267
01:45:45,339 --> 01:45:49,811
♪ Would it last forever,
you and I together? ♪

2268
01:45:49,977 --> 01:45:53,548
♪ Hand in hand, we run away ♪

2269
01:45:53,715 --> 01:45:55,049
♪ Far away ♪

2270
01:45:55,216 --> 01:45:58,352
♪ I'm in for nasty weather ♪

2271
01:45:58,520 --> 01:46:01,355
♪ But I'll take
whatever you can give ♪

2272
01:46:01,523 --> 01:46:04,158
♪ That comes my way, yeah ♪

2273
01:46:04,325 --> 01:46:06,127
♪ Far away ♪

2274
01:46:07,128 --> 01:46:09,063
♪ Far away. ♪

